Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone doesn't get enough credit as a writer. Guy's got 39 writing credits to his name, meaning he's no slouch. Stallone even published his own magazine, Sly magazine, which puts him in the same company as Ezra Pound. Unlike Pound, though, Sly's not a fascist, which is good news since we're inching closer to a Demolition Man future. Rambo Cobra's a guy you want on your side when the revolution comes.