Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton is a saint. That's indisputable. Dolly saved a child's life while filming a Christmas movie. Dolly helped fund the Moderna vaccine. Dolly Parton is a secret queer icon. Dolly Parton is a champion of child literacy. What'd Mother Teresa ever do except hate poor people? It's ridiculous that the person who wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” was reduced to a boob joke for years. Besides, those boobs are (adorably) for her husband!
Dolly Parton rules, is what we're saying. And Dolly will shoot you in the junk if you mess with her. Don't mess with Dolly Parton.
