Baseball

Ah, baseball. America's pastime. The crack of the basebag, the roar of the home run, the smell of the crowd. It's one of the few sports were athletic performance is improved when dropping acid, it's the official favorite sport of Seinfeld, and its future was predicted by Charlie Sheen. And hey! Major League Baseball had NO homophobic slurs! No reported homophobic slurs. In 2020. Congrats, we guess? Anyway, please enjoy the story of Ray Caldwell, the pitcher struck by lightning.