4 Cliche Things Every Dystopian Young Adult Movie Does

4 Every Movie Begins With Youngsters in Drab Clothing Riding Trains

Apart from the love triangles and the overabundance of grayscale, the first surefire sign that you're about to watch YA dystopian sci-fi is to have a bunch of forlorn-looking teens standing around, all wearing the same grim clothes.

Nope, these are not images from one depressing-ass movie about the worst high school prom in existence -- they're four separate movies. And despite the fact that most are set in futures where hovercrafts are a thing, for some reason the characters always have to travel by fucking train. Here's an example from the first Hunger Games:

And the second one:

And again in Divergent:

Heaven forbid they fly to their destinations, which might cut down on the two-and-a-half-hour runtime all of these movies insist on having.

3 There's a Bizarre Game or Test That Runs This Universe

Next, the movies must put their young protagonists through some weirdly overly complicated game or test that will determine how shitty their lives will be (spoiler: pretty shitty, usually). In Divergent, every 16-year-old must undergo a mandatory death-vision drug trip -- how they react to their personalized death scenarios determines which faction they'll spend the rest of their lives in.

The same vocational nightmare happens in The Giver: All 16-year-olds must take part in a ceremony that decides what job they'll have to do until they die.

Then there's Maze Runner, which features a hugely monstrous, sword-wielding ear of corn that ... nah, just kidding, it's a giant fucking maze. A maze teenagers must get through while being chased by something that wants to eat them.

And finally, there's the actual Hunger Games from The Hunger Games, where the only outcomes are death or PTSD. At least teens in the future have a reason for being whiny.

2 They Each Add in an Older Award-Winning Actor

While these dystopian young adult movies seem to be all about putting hot young bodies on the screen, they almost always hire wrinklier actors to give the movies some credibility (bonus points if they're also the main villain).

The Hunger Games has the combo of Donald Sutherland and Philip Seymour Hoffman as the creeptastic dictator President Snow and his subordinate, Plutarch Heavensbee:

Divergent brought in Kate Winslet to portray villain and head of all factions Jeanine Matthews, a role that was made more prominent in the movie just for her:

And The Giver threw down the gauntlet in this category, not only giving us six-time Academy Award nominee Jeff Bridges ...

... but the head honcho is somehow played by Meryl Fucking Streep, who we're pretty sure lives in the Kodak Theater by now.

1 All of the Authors Are Pyromaniacs

The last step every dystopian YA adapted franchise must take is having the source novel emblazoned with flames, just to let the reader know there's some intense shit going down inside. First, The Hunger Games named its sequel Catching Fire:

Maze Runner said, "Hey, there's an idea," so its own sequel is called ...

At least those books actually have a word akin to fire in their title, but what's up with this burning eyeball on the cover of Divergent?

And check out all this hot flaming action happening in the soon-to-be-adapted Witch & Wizard series:

Finally, The Giver has a non-burning cover, since it came out in the '90s ...

... but since then, it's replaced the old dude with a crimson vortex, presumably to please the gods of the young adult dystopian adaptations.

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