Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2

Here's another chance to find out the answer to the eternal question, 'is it just me?'
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2

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You know that super-weird habit you have, that you would never admit to in polite company? Everyone else probably does that same creepy thing, but it's impossible to find out for sure without some incredibly awkward confession, right?

There's only one way to find out. Check out this list, courtesy of readers like you.

This contest was based on a suggestion by Mihailocukk, whose weird, secret habits are probably fine.

For Part 1 of this feature, click here.

CRACKED co MINEE If a shirt doesn't smell too bad, I'll freshen it up in the dryer and wear it again without washing.
Sometimes when 0 spill food on myself, 0 will literally LICK IT OFF of my clothes instead of wiping it off. CRAGKEDCOM
When someone doesn't reply after my message Seen 12: :48pm I make a mental note to be the one to end the next three conversations SO that I don't appe
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2
thank you grad 2018 SAVE muir When DATTE friends merrry chrigtmay send me photo cards I feel bad throwing their faces in the trash So I throw them in
ACARO BORERT MASTER THE OF SENATE I completely hate most classic literature, but I force myself to power through it so I can make smart references and
Sometimes, E maybe ride my gearbox a little hard when I'm alone (and the road is clear). VIll. CRACKED.COM
CRACKEDCON We all have that one friend who constantly complains about their life on social media. I keep them in my friends list for entertainment val
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2
IF I NEED A TOOTHPICK, BUT DON'T HAVE ANY HANDY... I'LL USE A PARTIALLY BITTEN-OFF FINGERNAIL.
On days don't work... There's a good 90% chance 1 won't take a SHOWER unless I'm expecting company.
CRACKED.OON May have left a toenail or tWO scattered around somewhere. What can I say? Sometimes they just go flying across the room.
I really hate folding laundry. So most of the time it's in piles until it gets down to a dozen or so items. Then, it gets put in the dresser.
I'M A LURKER IN REAL LIFE. WHEN I WEAR HEADPHONES IN A CAFE OR WHILE SHOPPING, I'M USUALLY NOT LISTENING TO MUSIC. I USE THE HEADPHONES TO AVOID CASUA
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2
CRACKED After spending 20 minutes carefully crafting and editing any email or message... I immediately open up my sent folder and read it again.
My dogs love the beach, SO I always take them with me. What sign?
M LOVE A GOOD STORY. So when telling one, I often add details that didn't really happen.
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2
Weird Behaviors That Everyone's Afraid To Admit To, Part 2
CRACKED COM When I post vacation photos on Facebook, I'll wait until whenever noontime is back home. This is when people are most likely to be on and
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