16 Simple Tips For Bumping Up Your Attractiveness Game

Don’t worry, none of these tips involve shading or contouring.
16 Simple Tips For Bumping Up Your Attractiveness Game

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Nobody's perfect, but there are a lot of people out there who seem to be. They're not -- they've just figured out how to hide their flaws. So we asked our readers for their secrets for hiding their biggest, most unattractive traits.

The best tip is below, but first, the runners-up:

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GOT UNDER EYE BAGS? Disguise them without makeup using glasses. (Whether you have a prescription or not!) Find glasses with thick frames that cover yo
16 Simple Tips For Bumping Up Your Attractiveness Game
In photos, hide your double chin with a slight forward tilt of the head It can also make anyone look more charming... Yes, anyone! CRACKEDCONM
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WANT TO LOOK THINNER? Ditch the pinstripe. Horizontally striped clothes actually make you look thinner than vertically striped ones. It's called the H
Legs on the shorter side? Wearing shoes that match your skin tone can make your legs look longer. CRACKEDCON
Well manicured nails make your hands look younger and your fingers longer. (Yes, even for men!)
Want to quickly whiten your teeth? Slap on some fake tan. your new healthy-looking skin will make your teeth appear whiter than before!
Do you have trouble making contact? To create the illusion, focus your gaze near the person's ear.
16 Simple Tips For Bumping Up Your Attractiveness Game
Change your hairstyle to manipulate the appearance of your body. CRITICS AWARD Wavy hair CHO makes hO< OUo you seem CRITI thinner. AWAE BOIES X X DE L
A BIG SHIRT WON'T HIDE YOUR SPINDLY FRAME. IT CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU LOOK SKINNIER. INSTEAD, CHOOSE A WELL-FITTING SHIRT WITH SHORT, HIGH- SET SLEEVES.
16 Simple Tips For Bumping Up Your Attractiveness Game
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