24 Things You Really Need People To Stop Bragging About

Pride is good. Boasting about this stuff? Not so much.
24 Things You Really Need People To Stop Bragging About

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Thanks to social media, literally everyone can share every passing thought with the world. And quite a few of those thoughts seem to involve bragging, both humble and otherwise. The thing is, a bafflingly large amount of boasts are about things no sane person should be proud of. We asked our readers to name the most annoying examples.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

Exaggerating one's tidiness and boasting about having OCD is silly. Real OCD is crippling, no person should wish it upon themselves. CRAGKEDOOM
I am proud to be from (insert state or country)! UnLeSS you directly contribute to the culture or economy of your state or country, I don't really s
HON People party in the streets when their local sports team wins a big game- They shout We did it! 37 In reality they didn't do anything. A bunch o
SOME PEOPLE LOVE TO BRAG ABOUT HOW MUCH HOT SAUCE THEY CAN HANDLE. SOYOU'VE HAD THE ULTRA-HOT PAINFUL DEATH INSANITY SAUCE? AND ITTOTALLY WASN'T EVEN
You watch DVDs? Still? I haven't watched a DVD in years. I only stream now. DYD NETFLIX Why does it matter how entertainment is delivered, as long a
People who brag about not voting are infuriating. VOTE Even if you think both candidates suck, you can find at least ONE issue that you think is impor
SSIZZE IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. BUT IT'S NOTHING TO BE PROud OF, EITHER.
Bragging about how you already watched a movie before it hits the market isn't impressive. It's illegal. CRACKED.COM
don't understand people who brag about not owning a television. Not having a TV set doesn't automatically make a person an intellectual.
Bragging about not doing a popular thing bkeNey I'M WITH STUPID does not make you smart or special. CRACKED COM
TOLCHNAS 5C L IFFEN JAME SON rdOnt F JeB Ohy MICHAE COLLIINS People love to boast about how much liquor it takes for them to get drunk, and it never m
THERE IS NOTHING CUTE ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO COOK. Not only is cooking basic skill a that everyone should know, but anyone worth your while who tast
Living in a HIGH APARTMENT anybody a make doesn't BEING! HIGHER
BRAGGING ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY WORK. NO don't care how many hours you worked last week YES I know how much vacation you've accrued PLEASE stop sending m
Got blackout drunk? making Congrats on as$ of yourself. an
People who go on about the success of their family members. Ok, your relatives that we don't know are successful, how about you? CRACKED.COM
I don't give a f**k about anything! Yeah, we get it. You're a sociopath. CRACKED.COM
CRACKED We've all heard someone boast that they can watch the most shocking shock video without being disturbed. Being unaffected by absolutely disgus
You don't watch this popular show All right, cool. Just don't act like we should be amazed. After all, that is one less thing we have in common, and w
CRACKEDCO COM *This* guy. BRO: NO one CARES THAT COLD WEATHER DoeSN'T BOTHER you.
Bragging about how you trolled or triggered someone is not praiseworthy, just obnoxious. CRACKED.COM
People love to say things like, Oh yeah? I read the source material CRACKEDCON before it was even a movie. And then act as proud as if they were the
I can't stand people Self Righteous who act like it's a virtue to have no time to watch tv. SAMSENG CRACKEDCON
OH, YOU DON'T TAKE SICK DAYS? YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE COMMENDED FOR YOUR TOUGHNESS AND DEDICATION? THANKS FOR SPREADING YOUR GERMS AROUND... JERK!
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