17 Obnoxious Terms, Translated

Euphemisms have long been a way for people to sugar coat the harsh or boring truths they're trying to get across.
17 Obnoxious Terms, Translated

Euphemisms have long been a way for people to sugar coat the harsh or boring truths they're trying to get across. We asked our readers to provide translations for the worst offenders and gave $200 to the winner ...

ARTSAN, a word once used to describe a skilled craftsman or something handcrafted, has been hijacked by the food industry to now describe food that lo
Anyone up for a staycation? a.k.a. managing to get some time off from work, but being too strapped for cash to afford going anywhere nice, so you j
clicktivism: The belief that sitting at your computer all day will change the world. CRACKED CON
Mil l en n ials a S A TERM USED BY DEMOGRAPHERS TO DESCRIBE A SEGMENT OF THE POPULATION BORN BETWEEN 1980 & 2000 CAPPROXIMATELY. Should Talk Oboma's
Hello. I'm some random 18-35 year old who was out walking when this flash mob started suddenly dancing and drinking Snapples. I thought I'd record it
WARDROBING Need a hot dress for prom or a date? Are you a little short on cash? If you buy, wear it and return it you're Wardrobing. According to St
Pre-owned And the Well-loved most gross: Pre-loved They all just mean OLD USED CRAP CRACKED COM
Herbal Dietary Supplement 1L DIETARY SUP ERES AC LIPOVARIN ANTREX3 pMulaaadet Metabol GLO'S FAT ZANTREX Ephedra Free DIET Di Metabo-7 Sterling- Gont
IED stands for Improvised Explosive Device which is a FUCKIN BOMB using everyday stuff like clocks and cell phones instead of military grade timers an
Twintern A JOB SURFING THE INTERNET BUT YOU DON'T GET PAIED AND YOU AREN'T AT HOME CRACKEDGOM
PROMOTED TWEETS LET'S CALL IT ADVERTISEMENTS
CRACKED comr Synergy-related headcount restructuring FIRED Not even Rightsizing or Downsizingg ?
CRACKEDCO Civilan Deaths January 2006 - - February 2008 4000 Coalition and Iragi Reports* 3500 collateral Coaltion Reports Only 3000 2500 2000 damage
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So you'd like to be an engineer? A civil engineer? A mechanical engineer? Or perhaps a sanitation engineer?
Designed/ Engineered in W Co o MADE IN CHINA CRACKEDCONT
Artlficial Flavor Lab-synthesized chemicals that create g particular taste -200 100 Natural Flavor The exact but same chemicals, scraped out of whatev

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