27 Inexplicable Side-Effects You Never Saw Coming

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27 Inexplicable Side-Effects You Never Saw Coming

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Admit it, we all tune out when those pharma commercials start listing side-effects. Which could be the reason actual side-effects totally catch us off-guard.

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You expect drowsiness and nausea when you take strong painkillers. But I was surprised to find out that they also cause HORRIBLE NIGHTMARES. CRACKED.C
27 Inexplicable Side-Effects You Never Saw Coming
I didn't know that a little spider bite could hurt SO much. The worst part was the embarassing painful erection which I couldn't get rid of for 3 hour
I like a good workout. But I was never told that a little muscle injury from the workout could make my pee black. CRACKED COM
27 Inexplicable Side-Effects You Never Saw Coming
I THOUGHT MY LIVER EXPLODED, OR I HAD CONTRACTED SOME HORRIBLE DISEASE, WHEN I SAW GREEN POOP. NAH... CRACKED.COM I HAD JUST DRUNK TOO MUCH GRAPE JUIC
I THOUGHT TOPICAL OINTMENTS LIKE DEEP ICYHOT RELIEVIN Heet A GID FORMULE SCENT BALM VANISHING BENGAY MANDS-OVE AFPLICATOR AIN LTVING DTRA AENTHOL 3Pai
27 Inexplicable Side-Effects You Never Saw Coming
Fragrances embedded in SO many daily products have been gradually triggering my migraines to the point where it's nearly inst antaneous; I might vomit
I didn't know that running could make my nose runny. After ending my run with snot all over my face three times, I decided to give up.
IT'S HARD FOR ME TO BELIEVE HYDROCODON A.K.A. VICODIN. A.K.A. NORCO GIVES OTHER PEOPLE A EUPHORIC HIGH. I TOOK IT AFTER SURGERY. AND WAS SO WRACKED WI
0 always thought full Blast sneezing and a runny nore was normal after getting out of the swimming pool. It turns out there is a thing called Chlorine
0 knew that was going to be super drowsy all the time when started taking Valium for anxiety. What 0 didn't know was that it would obliterate my short
Seeking treatment for my ADD as an adult, I was prescibed Concerta. alza alza 27 27 Little did I know that it can trigger severe paranoid episodes. I
I WILL NEVER AGAIN PLAY MINESWEEPER. 1111 1111 11 1 11322 11 111 1 1 1 12 1 1238 22 AFTER A LATE-NIGHT MARATHON, EXPERIENCED PALINOPSIA COR AFTERIMAGE
once tried switching to whole grains.. CRACKEDCON ...and didn't realize that excessive gas was one of its side effects.
When 0 tried Prozac, 0 wwas worried about weight gain or losing mmy Sex drive. Instead, it gave me my fir'st everr panic attack. The attacks continued
I was puzzled by my weight gain while taking Ambien to help me sleep. Apparently the drug sleepwalked me to the fridge and 0 ate a lot in my dozy time
When I started the drug Accutane to clear up my skin, everybody told me to watch out for thoughts of suicide, which didn't happen. ICCUTANE 4Omg etino
CRACKEDOON I took some extra-strength aspirin for my back one time, because I have to stand all day at work with a bad back. I got tinnitus SO bad fro
Nobody told me that having a baby can wreck your gallbladder. Four weeks after giving birth I had to have surgery to get mine removed. Ah, the miracle
VALERIAN ROOT CALMS MY NERVES AND HELPS ME SLEEP. KEEP OUT UNFORTUNATELY, USING IT TAUGHT ME THAT SHITTING BRICKS CRACKED COM ISN'T JUST A FIGURE OF
27 Inexplicable Side-Effects You Never Saw Coming
I had an operation to close a hole in my eardum. That was three years ago and my ear still hurts. It was only supposed to hurt for a week. CRACKED COM
CRACKEDOON Birth control pills worked for me, but not in the way that I expected. The hormone changes made me not want to have sex at all.
CRACKED.COM My face turns bright red when drink alcohol. It's caused by a rare Asian gene I inherited from my Japanese father. After a few sips, peopl
CRACKED of proud bun.. pretty 1I WAS man samerai ny until doctor told a me it the was souirce OF my migraines.
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