Time-Based Rules We Need Way More Than The 5-Second Rule

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Time-Based Rules We Need Way More Than The 5-Second Rule

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Any time you drop something on the floor, you know you've got five seconds before it's too gross to eat. That's a great rule. So great, in fact, that we wish there were rules like that for everything. So we asked readers to come up with a bunch more, to cut through the chaos of our daily lives.

60 You've got 60 seconds to get into that parking spot. You get another attempt when you finish circling around the lot.
Time-Based Rules We Need Way More Than The 5-Second Rule
CRACKEDCON MINIMUM TIME REQUIREMENT FOR FACT CHECKING A CLEARLY PARTISAN AND POTENTIALLY MALICIOUS NEWS STORY BEFORE BEING ALLOWED TO FORWARD IT TO OT
3lm 3 min Minimum amount of cuddle time required after hitting the sheets with someone. CRACKEDCON
Maximum time you should delay your visit to a doctor to see if it will go away by itself': 4 DAYS CRACKEDCON
CRACKED COM Minimum time spent with someone before giving them a HI! NICKNAME: I'M LUKE. HEY!!! SKYWALKER!!! Calensar 50 HOURS
Maximum time allowed for putting a call on hold: min CRACKEDOON
2hr The post-meal waiting time before you are allowed to put another food item into your mouth. CRAGKEDCOM
CRACKEDOON Maximum number of days to avoid taking a bath: DAY 3
MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF TIME ALLOTED FOR READING ON THE TOILET... FIFTEEN MINUTES. 15 MINUTE COUNTDOWN CLOCK 0:15:20 CRACKEDCOMT
So, you've introduced two of your friends to each other for. the first time. 2 88887E5 is the maximum amount of time you can leave them alone before t
The amoun't of time it should take before someone decides they don't like Star Wars: 180 minutes. COTH A NEW EMFRE HOPE STRIKES DACK Approximately one
Time you should allow to see if a TV series is not worth watching any more: I'm bored. GAMETHRONES 60 DUTES. CRACKEDCON
Maximum time in which wishing someone a happy birthday is still acceptable: BRTHORY 1 week after the celebrant's birthday. CRACKED.COM
Maximum time a game of MONOPOLY can be played before it stops being fun.. ..and starts to destroy your sanity (and family)e 60 2hr h CRACKEDCON
When you are the first car in line you should be hitting the gas within three seconds of the light turning green. CRACKED COM
time a Maximum hover can salesperson actually you (in case their help): need 1 MINUTE 00:55 CRACKED COM
Minimum time you can take to get to the point before I stop listening. d 030 831o 3388 Inlcworth UROHSK 30 CECONDS
Maximum FITTING ROOM time to Spend per outfit in the fitting room Of 5 min Store:
You binge watched that newly released show? GREAT! NOW wait a week before sharing any spoilers on It. HETFLIX C ROIVN T Little Baby
Maximum time allowed to look at your phone after getting a notification during dinner: 10 SECS. CRACKEDCON
CRACKEDOON Date One Date Two After date three: Dating! You must go on a minimum of three dates before you can say you are officially dating someone.
MINIMUM TIME YOUR LAST TEXT MUST GO UNANSWERED BEFORE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO ASSUME YOU'VE BEEN GHOSTED8 3 DAYS CRACKED.COM
HANDSHAKE LIMITH TIME 3 SECONDS STOP CRACKED COM
FN 6 If a movie has credit scenes, the credits should last a maximum. of THREE minutes.
Maximum amount of time viewers should have to wait for the new season of their show: 9130131 E year
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