34 Things People Routinely Get Wrong
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Ever hear about an “old wives’ tale” or some other modern myth? Like when your grandmother told you not to swallow watermelon seeds or else you’d grow a watermelon in your belly. Then you accidentally swallowed one and became riddled with fear. “But watermelons are almost as big as me, I’m five!” you thought to yourself as you tossed and turned at night, awaiting the nightmare of this round, cumbersome work of agriculture to essentially blow you up from the inside. Do you remember how relieved/furious you were at grandma when you found out it was all nonsense?
Anyway, there are still some things you believe that are just as truthful as a watermelon growing inside your body. Things like…