18 Reasons To End These Traditions

Turns out ‘because we always have’ isn’t a good reason to do things.
18 Reasons To End These Traditions

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Traditions are a beautiful thing. The thing is, if you think too closely about literally any of them, they stop making sense. For example ...

CLASS REUNION? NO THANKS! I'd rather not spend a whole HI night pretending I remember I CAN'T REMEMBER you, pretending you weren't YOUR mean to me, or
THE HANDSHAKE We just met, and we don't know what the other person did with their hands that day... HEY! Lets rub them against each other. CRACKED COM
LET'S NIX THE TOOTH FAIRY It essentially teaches kids that they'll be rewarded for losing something. CRACKEDCOMT
Celebrating the resurrection of Christ with colored eggs and jelly beans is one thing... But I've seen very few kids who aren't petrified by the idea
IF YOU'RE GOING TO TEACH youR KID NOT TO OPEN CRAUN THE DOOR TO STRANGERS, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN LEAVING MILK AND COOKIES FOR A DUDE WHO BREAKS INTO YOUR
CRACKED.OON Puom nighe Why do we Willingly spend hundreds of dollar on suits and dresses just to be in a crowd of awkward dancers?
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18 Reasons To End These Traditions
GRACKEDCON No white after L.abor Day Summer lasts way past Labor Day in much of the U.S. Isn't it time We do away with arbitrary rules about things as
We're required to ask, How are you doing? The correct answer is, Fine, thanks. Describing how you're actually doing will result in awkward silence
CRACKED co Why does the President take his Oath of office on a Bible? It would be more logical if it were the US Constitution, the thing that he is pr
WHY DO BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENTS STILL COME IN BLUE PINK FOR AND FOR BOYS GIRLS IS THE SEX OF A CHILD SO IMPORTANT? AND... WHAT IF THE GRI BABY IS REALLY MO
CRACKED COM Why does one adult need to ask another adult for a blessing to propose to a third adult? Modern marriage is a two person situation, SO why
OPEN CASKETS ARE FREAKY. Being forced to go to a funeral and stare at a corpse makes me really uncomfortable. I'm getting cremated, just to make sure
Let's spend thousands of dollars on our wedding So we can start our lives together BROKE CRACKEDCON
Why does the most common first date activity consist of DOP oRLL just silently staring at a screen for two hours? CRACKED.COM
BLESSING OR WISHING GOOD HEALTH TO SOMEONE WHO SNEEZES IS A UNIVERSAL CUSTOM. GESUNDHEIT! GOD TERVEYDEKSTI BLE55 you! DOMINISTIKU! PROSIT! SALUT! WHY?
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