23 Things You Do (That Hollywood Never Shows)

How is there still so much stuff that you never see characters do?
23 Things You Do (That Hollywood Never Shows)

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Despite the huge influx of movies and TV shows, Hollywood still has some huge blind spots about the things actual human beings do.

Things like ...

HORO I never see movie characters leave and come back because they've forgotten something. 75 And then drive halfway to work and turn back around beca
People I'm can always hear too GRAtN and old understand for each other perfectly in this movies. shkt.
Movie and TV characters don't have any bedtime rituals, like having a certain snack or turning off the lights in a particularorder. Pretty much, they
When characters are alone in their home, they do cute, quirky, embarrassing things. YET SOMEHOW, THEY NEVER PICK THEIR NOSE.
You never see a character floss religiously When it's basically the secret to a confident and perfect smile.
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0 never see a character having difficulties inserting a USB the right way. Meanwhilep need a couple of attempts to succeed.
Sometimes, the toilet in my house won't flush, and I have to unclog it every now and then. Yet all toilets in movies seem to work perfectly. I've neve
You never see a movie character get an untimely call from a cold-caller... and then SPAZ OUT on the person, as I often do. CRACKED COM
Movie characters take their showers without having to calibrate the heat for an hour, like 0 do. CRACKED COM
WHY DON'T MOVIE AND TV CHARACTERS EVER HAVE REALISTIC HANGOVERS? HOLLYWOOD SEEMS CONVINCED THAT WEARING SUNGLASSES FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES DOES THE TRI
CRACKEDOOM PLS ME USE In movies, Kure no one cleans up after sEX
THONOTY PEOPLE IN THE MOVIES NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER CHECKTHEIR BLIND SPOTS
You never see television characters taking daily medication. Apparently, in TV Land, nobody has high blood pressure or anxiety. CRAUN
CRACKED CON You nnever see movie characters MENTALLY REHEARSE their drive-thru orders!
Male characters never stop to unstick their balls from the side of their leg If actors own a pair of underwear that prevent the waddle-waddle-scoop, I
23 Things You Do (That Hollywood Never Shows)
23 Things You Do (That Hollywood Never Shows)
The miraculous CRACKEDC onscreen teas and coffees NEVER get the characters by surprise, burning their lips or getting cold and stale. My hot drinks do
Dinner time in Hollywood is mostly made up of 90% talking and 10% playing with eating utensils. The characters are never shown eating in silence. CRAC
TV CHARACTERS never GET HomE CRAG FROM WORK AND IMMEDIATELY CHANGE INTO COMFY CLOTHES... ...BUT THAT'S THE FIRST THING DO.
T.V. people just google the information they need and then get out. I google fix broken lamp, get distracted, and 1 50 clicks later I know albino ba
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