27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads

When celebrities decide to capitalize on their fame, things can get sort of bad.
27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads

You would think that once famous people made their fortunes, they'd let up off the gas and chill out a bit -- you know, swim in their pools full of gold coins and shit.

But solid gold toilets don't buy themselves, which is probably how we ended up with the following.

27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads
27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads

Johnny Cash

27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads
27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads
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Jodie Foster, Spokeswoman

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CRACKED.COM David Spade appeared in a 2009 ad for Directv, which also featured his comic partner Chris Farley, using a clip from their movie Tommy Boy
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27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads
It's never good to see an acting legend do a mundane commercial but for Dustin Hoffman to appear in an ad for an Australian telecommunications company

Mary J. Blige

In 2012, Mary J. Blige stood on top of a table and sang about Burger King Crispy Chicken Wraps. BURGER KING She later apologized for making the commer
Angelina Jolie advertised a 7,000 Louis Vuitton bag while sitting in a swamp. In Cambodia.
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27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads
N OUsIGHT lce Cube did a series of ill-advised commercials for Coors Light. The campaign Was based around the chilarious premise that containers of Co
S Cer Oestov Jamie Oliver, a well-known advocate for fresh and healthy food, did a commercial for Sadia, a company that sells frozen meat products.

Snoop Dog

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Chef Tyler Florence... best-selling author, restaurateur, and star of numerous Food Network series... Applebee's paid me a lot of money, dude - they
Antonio Banderas starred in a series of Italian commercials for Mulino Bianco, a brand of baked products. One of these is a bread commercial in which
27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads
27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads
27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads

Remember When This Was the Worst Thing He’d Ever Done?

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27 Celeb Ding-Dong (And Disappointing) Ads
From 2006 to 2015, Donald Trump promoted video phones made by ACN, a multi-level marketing company. AON Trump distanced himself from ACN when he began

Sonny & Cher

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