Gestures That Prove Love Is Blind (And Also Insane)

Love makes us do crazy and humiliating things.
Gestures That Prove Love Is Blind (And Also Insane)

Being in love is great. However, when the feeling is unrequited, it changes us from semi-rational humans to crazy fools doing humiliating things in the name of reciprocation.

As you can guess, it rarely goes well.

Gestures That Prove Love Is Blind (And Also Insane)
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The guy I liked only dated girls from his tight-knit social circle, so to try to fit in with them, I bleached my hair blond, started listening to Nick
I used to take daily walks around my crush's neighborhood just SO I could stage a coincidence. No, I didn't go directly to her house. I'm not a cree
Gestures That Prove Love Is Blind (And Also Insane)
One of my friends told me that girls appreciate effort, sO my 12 year-old self didn't make a simple love letter. Instead, I made this: CO actual work
HDACT I became a vegetarian as a roundabout way to impress a boy I liked who was also a vegetarian. 10 years later I am still a vegetarian, he is not
Gestures That Prove Love Is Blind (And Also Insane)
To impress a guy I liked, I played a game of 0O Chicken'' GRAG with his lit cigarette on our bare arms. Neither of us would flinch and the cigarette
I delivered a Christmas present to my girlfriend during aa blizzard that shut the city down. My car got stuck when I turned off the main road, SO I wa
0 overheard her talking about The Big Bang Theory, SO I assumed she CRaun was a fan of the show. I then sacrificed my weekends to binge-watch all the
CRACKEDcO COM I forced myself to wake up two hours early to prepare two portions of my school lunch. FLORA And then I'd casually tell my crush that I'
'CRACKED CO I applied for a job at Cold Stone just SO O could hang with a girl I had a crush on who worked there. 0 got the job and 0 had to take a se
My boyfriend of three and a half years was a freshman in college when I was a senior in high school. I was 2nd in my class and had a full ride to a go
CRACKED taught myself basic Polish to impress a Polish girl I really liked who used to walk her dog near my house. I never got to speak any Polish to
I had a crush on a girl during my primary school years. She always helped out at the infirmary after school. And because she was from a different grad
I was secretly dating a girl from a strict Christian family. When they found out I was brought up secular, they stopped letting us spend time together
WHEN I WAS 14 MY FIRST CRUSH IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD USED TO LOVE CATS so I GOT A CAT COSTUME SHOWED UP AT HER PLACE THEN GOT ON ALL FOURS AND CONFESSED MY

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