26 Silly Habits You Can’t Seem To Walk Away From, Part 1

Despite what people who know better say, we can't shake these habits.
26 Silly Habits You Can’t Seem To Walk Away From, Part 1

We all have bad habits. And we know they're bad because our parents and teachers and smart people in lab jackets either have the experience or science to inform us about them.

But, despite what wiser people than us have said, we stick to our guns and still do things like ...

I am always just touching my face while on my computer at worka One hand will be on the mouse while the other hand is resting on my cheeks, poking my
No matter what I drink, O3 SWINHS I always put my pinky out. CRACKED COM
I CUT THE CRUST OFF MY BREAD SLICES. ONLY THEN CAN I ENJOY A DELICIOUS SANDWICH. CRACKED.CON
It's SO hard NOT to sample EVERYTHING that a dessert buffet has to offer me. CRACKED COM
WHENEVER I'M STUCK ON A TASK, TWIRL THE TOP PART OF MY HAIR AND FLING IT BACK It's A HAIR-DON'T THAT MAKES ME LOoK LIKE A ROOSTER For SOMe REASON, I C
I stir my coffee after each and every sip. Right down to the empty mug.
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IF I DON'T HAVE A BEDTIME SNACK CONSISTING OF CHOCOLATE MILK WITH SOMETHING BREADY, LIKE A PB&J SANDWICH OR CEREAL BAR, I HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING.
0 JUST WILL NOT STOP COLLECTING PLASTIC BAGS. icemtax ALWAYS END UP CONVINCING MYSELF THEY MAY COME IN HANDY ONE OF THESE DAYS.
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26 Silly Habits You Can’t Seem To Walk Away From, Part 1
Constantly checking my pockets Just in case my wallet, my phone and my keys magically disappear into another dimension. CRACKED COM
WHEN TIRED, I'LL FALL ASLEEP IN WHATEI RIDICULOUS POSITION BUT FLAT ON MY BACK? I'M SO USED TO BEING BENT IN ONE WAY CRACKED.COM OR ANOTHER, IT'S BECO
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Everytime I get a little too comfortable, my fingers start tapping on a solid surface. CRACKEDCON
Whether I'm happy or sad, I sing a little made-up song to fit the mood. I'm tone I don't deaf, and know why whatever the I do it, words are, but quitt
I bought a fidget spinner just for laughs. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I have more than one now. I can't put it down, please help...
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0 CANNOT SIT DOWN AnD HAVE A conversationon' THE PHonE. IF A CALL LASTS LONGeR THAN A minute WILL START PACING AROUND: ALLOVER THE House.
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CRACKED.COM CAN'T STOP CHECKING MY PHONE EVERY 5 MINUTES EVEN IF KNOW THERE ARE NO NOTIFICATIONS

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