20 Things That Kill Your Ability To Deal With People, Part 2

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20 Things That Kill Your Ability To Deal With People, Part 2

Previously we asked our readers to share with us pet peeves they find so awful that they'd probably stab the perpetrators with a spork. There were so many notable submissions that we became genuinely concerned about the safety of the rest of you.

So here they are. Stay frosty out there.

If you keep your dog on a chain all/ most of the time... We probably can't be friends. CRACKED.COM
ORACKEDCON L If you embarrass me in public, I will deny having ever made your acquaintance.
The first time I hear you policing fandom and calling anybody a fake fan of anything, I'm going to transfer myself to a precinct as far away from yo
You can talk about the game/ band you like all you want, and I'll listen. AL 04 YIVLAS But if you start forcing me to watch YouTube clips about it, I'
CRACKED COM I'm happy to help you with homework when I can, but if you start acting like I'm your teacher and I owe you help, oUr relationship is goin
IF YOU CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT OTHER DRIVERS CAUTION B DRIVER CAUTION BAD DRIVER DRIVER CAUTION BAD UTION BAD BUT YOU DRIVE LIKE THIS ON BAD DRIVER
If you wanna be vague, dramatic, and like having an audience... vaguebook I have... NO time for your drama You know who you are. I don't want to talk
WEARING A BAND SHIRT WITHOUT BEING A FAN? fA H...WE'RE DONE! CRACKEDOON
CRACKEDCON Back up bro. I don't care how much you think we're hitting it off, if you invade my personal space, I'm going to assume you're either creep
YES YES YES YOU DID YOU HAVE YES YES HEARD OF... READ.. NO ONE KNOWS EVERYTHING. STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU DO. OR I WILL PRETEND I DON'T KNOW YOU. CRAC
CRACKEDC You might be as beautiful as the queen of France, but if you're a jerk to folks in the service industry, I'm gone.
ao I WNEE LITERALLY.O NDAl If the next thing out of your mouth didn't really happen.. WE'RE DONE.
20 Things That Kill Your Ability To Deal With People, Part 2
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Litter in front of me JUST ONCE and I will probably never talk to you again. CRACKEDCON
IF you like fantasy films but constantly criticize them for not being realistic... Speaking of cyberpunk, in Rogue One there is no imu >ns world after
CRACKED.COM Interrupt me mid-sentence... ...and I will FOREVER hold a grudge. I hold A LOT of grudges.)
1 can still like you if you don't enjoy reading. But if you're 'proud' of the fact that you don't read, please get out of my house
WHEN THE BILL COMES, IF YOU DON'T AT LEAST OFFER TO SPLITIT IT'S US WHO WILL SPLIT UP. CRACKED GOM
O DON'T CARE WHAT BODILY FLUIDS WE'VE SWAPPED, USE MY TOOTHBRUSH AND I'LL BE SWAPPING YOU OUT FOR SOMEONE WHO ISN'T GROSS.

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