'Elite' Squads In Movies That Suck At Their Job

Pretty much the real world would be kryptonite for literally every fictional character ever.
'Elite' Squads In Movies That Suck At Their Job

Hollywood has shown us some pretty amazing characters over the years. From suave, cool hitmen to hilarious but dangerous super-humans, filmmakers have been keeping us entertained since forever with whatever awesome woman, man, or thing their minds can imagine.

It's too bad every single one of them would fail outside their respective universes. For example ...

Amanda Waller assembles the Suicide Squad from a group of criminals with powers to face any threat, to take on Superman if he should turn evil. NO POW
THE SOUADRON IN TOP GUN aoos IVIPER MERLIN WOULD PERFORM POORLY WITHOUT OHYGEN.
The Strike Team: Farmington's go-to team of supercops. AMZDAP PLCHide THE SSHIIELD But should they really be? Even without proof of their wanton corru
Almost all members of FBI's CRACKED Behavioral Sciences division have regular dinners with a cannibalistic serial killer, and they don't suspect a thi
In Inglourious Basterds, Lt. Aldo Raine's team is operating in France diguised as civilians, but none can speak French. They interrogate and kill Nazi
In Fast and Furious 6 the crew is called upon to fight international terrorism with their cars!
GPOE A group of spies on a covert mission allowing their pictures to be taken... while bringing with them a godlike woman in shiny armor that can take
both gmusediand anno The of You Department than Diagnostic Medicine relies heavily on Dr. House's Probabry A'light bulb fmoments. He and the rest of
CRACKED.COM i LIVE ANDLETDIE Mr. Big's gang is a formidable criminal force in the Bond world but in the real world - a group that hinges on a laughabl
SUPERNATURAL THE WINCHESTER BROTHERS RELY ON GETTING CAUGHT BY MONSTERS TO GET A SHOT AT KILLING THEM, MOST OF THE TIME. IN FACT, THEY ARE SO INCOMPET
The Watchers Council is a powerful, shadowy group dedicated to assisting the Slayer in her fight against evil. Buffy THE VAMPIRE SLAYER The problem is
GROR Gun waving. order-defying. hotheads who followiminded implausible leads on a whim from anonymous tips. DISMISSED BARRED E X X f I ES FREVOKEM CLO
CRACKED CON CATCHES POWERS ARMOR BULLETS WATCHMEN This group of gritty, down-to-earth superheroes woudn't last long in the real world. A single street
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'Elite' Squads In Movies That Suck At Their Job

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