12 Irritating Advertising Techniques, Diagrammed
Advertising is less a science and more a paint-by-numbers type deal.
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Creating a passable ad is less a science and more a paint-by-numbers type deal. How do we know? Because once you deconstruct a few of them, you start to see the same tropes occurring over and over again.
For example ...
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![How to make a clickbait You Tube thumbnail FAKE CRY EXAGGERATE I'M GOING BLIND Lance Stewart 1.251.902 prikaza 23:27 OBJECTIFY YOUR LIE SHE CHEATED ON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/4/5/611945.jpg?v=2)