12 Irritating Advertising Techniques, Diagrammed

Advertising is less a science and more a paint-by-numbers type deal.
12 Irritating Advertising Techniques, Diagrammed

Creating a passable ad is less a science and more a paint-by-numbers type deal. How do we know? Because once you deconstruct a few of them, you start to see the same tropes occurring over and over again.

For example ...

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12 Irritating Advertising Techniques, Diagrammed
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Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our pictofact contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

Got your own ideas for contest prompts? We'd love to see them!

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