21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive

Time for our favorite pastime around here: ruining your favorite movies.
21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive

Movies take creative license - we understand that. If movies were all carbon-copies of real life then they'd be not so much fun. Escapism is what we're after, a reprieve from the warp speed and difficulty of our lives.

However, when movies present a certain situation and expect you to believe it - that situation needs to have at least one toe in the this-makes-sense pool, and that’s not a huge ask. Often the mistakes come when they place characters in situations that just nobody, nobody could survive. And that kind of wet blankets the whole business. Us, we're just disappointed that the filmmakers thought they could skate by on whatever. You have big budgets and resources, and that's the best you came up with. Boo!

So here's a selection of times that Hollywood said, “Eh, good enough!” And it sure wasn't. The shame is theirs, and we’re doling it out. Let's jump right in!

Panic Room

21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive
21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive
21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive
21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive
NOI IN GOLDENEYE Alec Trevelyan somehow survives a 450-foot headfirst fall onto metal. Besides a few cuts and a nosebleed, he is ok!
21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive
In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indy rides a submarine for about 450 miles. Indy rides along on a submarine that dives underwater, most likely by tying hi
21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive

Iron Man

21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive
21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive
21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive
In Spielberg's WART OF WORLDS THE Robbie runs into a Just before the warzone without entire area is any protective completely clothing or engulfed in
CRACKED COM JURASSIC WORLD 41 WHEN BREAKING THE FOUR-MINUTE-MILE, ROGER BANNISTER AVERAGED 15 MILESIHOUR. A T. REX IS ESTIMATED TO HAVE HAD A TOP SPEE
DANTE'S PEAK A volcano's pyroclastic flow can move at speeds of up to 450mph - the characters in the movie attempting to escape from it in an old car
INTERSTELLAR THE TEAM OF ASTRONAUTS LAND ON A PLANET NEAR A BLACK HOLE. IN REALITY, THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED BY THE GAMMA RADIATION EMITTED FROM TH
21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive
MAL MAX R R O A WITH THE LENGTH DF TIME MAX HAD THE INTRAVENOUS CANNULA ATTACHED, AROUND 3.31 LITRES OF BLOOD WOULD HAVE BEEN TRANSFUSED, OR 0X OF HIS
21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION Sewage gives off a toxic gas called hydrogen sulfide which can kill someone in minutes. There's no way Andy Dufresne could've
21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive
21 Movie Scenes That Nobody Would Survive

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