19 Bizarre Products Big Companies Trotted Out

No one likes to be typecast, but these companies should've just been happy with their billions of dollars.
19 Bizarre Products Big Companies Trotted Out

Look, no one likes to be typecast. Being known for "that one thing" can be emotionally draining on a person, and we can understand wanting to branch out.

Unless you're a company that made billions and billions of dollars off of "that one thing." Then you should just stick to your guns.

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19 Bizarre Products Big Companies Trotted Out
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19 Bizarre Products Big Companies Trotted Out

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