19 Bafflingly Illogical Details Of The Star Wars Universe

Even the greatest of franchises can't get all of it right.
19 Bafflingly Illogical Details Of The Star Wars Universe

The Star Wars Universe is more confusing than Leia kissing Luke. While we are busy staring at all the cool lasers and fast ships and super handsome scoundrels, there's a lot of inconsistencies occurring that, when you notice them, can never be unseen.

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17171 AT-AT (All Terrain Armored Transport) Walkers are very poorly designed as armored transports. In a universe where fast flying ships exist, a w
Chewbacca. Kashyyyk. CRACKED cO COM Wookiee names are sure a mouthful. ROOOARRGH A MOUTHFUL THAT WOOKIEES ARE UNABLE TO PRONOUNCE.
CRACKED.COM WHY DIDN'T THE EMPIRE CLEAR OUT THE FOREST ON THE MOON OF ENDOR IN A RADIUS OF SEVERAL MILES AROUND THE SHIELD GENERATOR? The Empire could
With a front-facing viewport and huge panels on the sides TIE FIGHTERS SEEM TO BE DESIGNED TO GIVE THE PILOT AS POOR VISIBILITY AS POSSIBLE. CRACKED.G
CRACKED Artificial intelligence is SO advanced that droids have distinct personalities. YET IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE USED FOR MUCH OUTSIDE OF THE DROIDS
If you want to travel by land, you have two choices: RIDE SOMETHING THAT WALKS RIDE SOMETHING THAT HOVERS WHY NOT USE WHEELS? Even on rough terrain wi
Why didn't the Emperor feed the Alliance wrong information about the second Death Star? PALPATINE COULD HAVE GIVEN THEM THE RIGHT COORDINATES, BUT WRO
19 Bafflingly Illogical Details Of The Star Wars Universe
THERE'S AN ATMOSPHERE INSIDE THE SPACE SLUG. You can't breathe it, but it keeps your blood from boiling without a space suit. (And it allows flying cr
CRACKED The Millennium Falcon's defense blasters could conceivably be controlled from anywhere in the ship, or completely automated. INSTEAD, YOU HAVE
CRACKEDGOM The First Order doesn't have the power or the resources of the Empire it succeeded. YET IT MANAGED TO BUILD A WEAPON WHOSE SIZE, RANGE, AND
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19 Bafflingly Illogical Details Of The Star Wars Universe
19 Bafflingly Illogical Details Of The Star Wars Universe
19 Bafflingly Illogical Details Of The Star Wars Universe
Why does the Empire use very fast and fragile vehicles in a dense forest? Using speeder bikes in an obstacle-rich environment is begging for trouble,
why do all Star wars' planets... Have the same gravity... Regardless of their size? CRACKED.COM
CARRYING A 300LB CYBORG IS TOUGH. DRAGGING HIM WILL KILL YOUR BACK. WilL liL IF ONLY THERE WAS A FORCE THAT COULD HELP.
In the sarlacc's belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering AS YOU ARE SLOWLY DIGESTED OVER 1, 000 YEARS. Except that you'll die from

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