20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed

Time for another installment of 'Let's ruin everyone's favorite movies and TV shows.'
20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed

They popular and trope-like term for relationships is “opposites attract” but any grown adult with a brain knows that's just plain not true. Sure, your best friend or romantic partner isn't exactly like you are (that would be a nightmare) but you have to have enough in common in order for it to last. Television and movies though, don't let realism get in the way of a good comedic duo or forbidden romance from forming onscreen. But you have to really stretch your brain to accept a lot of these “will-they-won't-they” relationships that really just be “shouldn't-ever.”

Some of the Friends shouldn't really be friends. The Hangover dudes probably would never drink together. Kermit and Miss Piggy would never have gotten together as a couple, beyond the biological issues of a pig and a frog becoming lovers.

Here's some context and details about those onscreen relationships and others that just wouldn't (and shouldn't) exist.

THOR Jane ORACKED.OON & His life span is thousands of years. Hers is 100 or So. He's a prima donna space god. She's down-to-earth. She's an academic g
In 2007's, SUPERBAD, Jules Is popular, social and stylish. Seth, on the other hand, is cantankerous, uncool and hard to be around. SUPERUNLIKELY WOULD
how i met your mother How I Met Your Mother is a show about a close-kni group of friends. Four of these characters regularly demonstrate the capacity
20 Onscreen Relationships That Should Never Have Existed
EPISODEII ATTACK OF THE CLONES Senator Amidala is shown to have a productive professional relationship with Jar Jar Binks, a creature So dumb ) he was
HOMALANO CARRIE + BRODY Even though nobody believed her, she was convinced he was a traitor plotting a terrorist attack. She didn't think twice about
Voyager's final episode established a romance between Seven of Nine and Chakotay. A romance that had almost no build up at all and was simply there as
HANGOVER Phil is cool and fun. Stu is a wimpy whiner. Phil is a troublemaker. Stu falls apart at the first sign of trouble. Why the hell are they frie
In the Harry Potter series, Severus Snape physically and emotionally abuses students by manhandling them, discriminating against any students that are
GRANTED, JONATHAN'S A BIT CREEPY AND NANCY A BIT STUCK UP... STRANGR ITIINGS ...BUT THEYRE BOTH SMART. AMBITIOUS, WILLING TO FIGHT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL
glee Dave Karofsky & Blaine Anderson Dave used to bully Blaine's partner, Kurt, because he's gay. After Dave comes out of the closet himself, he ends
CRACKEDCON BiG the ater Coming BANG THEORY Howard Wolowitz is one of the most obnoxious characters on The Big Bang Theory. He is equal parts skeezy (f
SIZR IREN THE NEXT GENERATION LET'S TAKE WORF: THE STERN, ANGRY, NO TIME FOR LOVE WARRIOR... ...AND PAIR HIM UP WITH TROI: A SENSITIVE NEW AGE THERA
In Friends, Rachel and Monica rekindle their high school friendship when Miss Spoiled forces herself into Miss Control Freak's life and apartment. How
The romance between Ace Ventura and Melissa is basically like an adult dating a 6-year-old. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Melissa is a smart businesswoma
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER, BUT WHEN DID DEAN AND SAM FIND THE TIME TO ACTUALLY BOND? In Supernatural, the Winchester brothers had a terrible childho
In Frozen, we're understandably surprised when Princess Anna agrees to marry Prince Hans, a man she just met that day. At least they talked, laughed,
In Seinfeld, George Costanza proposed to Susan Ross, and she said yes. Why would a rich and ambitious lady marry a neurotic idiot with anger issues?
WHY EXACTLY DO CLLAIRE AND OWEN ENID UP TOGETHER? JURASSIC WORLD At the beginning of the film CRACKED.COM we find out Claire and Owen went out on one
The entire character of Tauriel was created for the Hobbit movies to add a romantic subplot that didn't exist in the original novel. This is ridiculou

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