16 Ordinary Habits That Will Cut Your Life Short

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16 Ordinary Habits That Will Cut Your Life Short

If you're anything like us, you're looking for any avenue possible to stave off death's cold, icy grip. And while we're waiting for our immortality potion Kickstarter to reach its goal, all we can do is use methods approved by science to extend the expiration dates on our meatbags.

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CRACKED CON GOING WITHOUT? THEN YOUR LIFE COULD BE CUT SHORT. A study published in the British Medical Journal found that men with a low frequency of
Drinking milk could be killing you. A study published in the British Medical Journal says that 3 or more glasses of milk a day increases oxidative str
CRACKEDGOr NOT VERY FOND OF THE IDEA OF GROWING OLD? IF THAT'S THE CASE, DON'T WORRY: YOU WON'T GROW TOO OLD. People with a negative attitude towards
NEED WORK! Don't want to die prematurely? Get a job! A 2011 study found that unemployment boosts a person's risk of premature death by 63 percent. Une
SPICY FOODS ARE TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT FOR YOUR TASTE BUDS? YOU PREFER MELLOWER CRAth FLAVORS IN YOUR DIET? HOPE YOU DON'T MIND HAVING A SHORTER LIFE. A
Not keen on eating vegetables? Your days are numbered. A study shows that people under the age of 65 that eat only meat, eggs, milk and cheese suffer
Drinking soda frequentiy may shorten your lifespan by 4.6 years. Regularly drinking soda damages our body's metabolic control of sugars and accelerate
LOUDTRAFFICCOULD BEKILLINGYOU Researchers found that a long term exposure to loud traffic sounds contributed to the risk of a shorter life expectancy.
We've always been told we should get at least 7 or 8 hours of sleep to maintain our health, but did you know that sleeping too much is equally bad for
A BAD SENSE OF HUMOR KILLS BANG DON'T BE A KILLJOY. SENSE OF HUMOR ARE MORE PEOPLE WITH A DECENT COMPARED TO LIKELY TO LIVE TO SEE RETIREMENT YOU THAT
CRACKED WORKING AROUND COM UNHELPFUL JERKS COULD BE TAKING YEARS OFF YOUR LIFE. Researchers of the Tel Aviv University found that risk of mortality wa
Low social interactions can seriously reduce your life span. CRACKED co COM In 2010, researchers conducted a study that found that people who enjoyed
Ro Non drinkers have a shorter life span than drinkers. Surprisingly, researchers have found that people who don't drink are outlived by drinkers. Res
UF YD IDIDN'TI MHA IYHE TIUMM E TID RHEAD UIBIDADIKSS, DID YYDU MHA IYE TEMMMI E TD IDME People who don't read books tend to die sooner than their bib
BINGE WATCHING NETFLIX CAN LEAD TO PREMATURE DEATH. Research published in the Journal of the American Heart Association concluded that the risk of mor
Your belief that stress is bad for you (but not the stress itself) is actually killing you! A study with 30000 adults in the US asked people if they b

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