17 Dumb Decisions Characters Keep Making

Sometimes movie scenes read a lot like a 'Mad Libs' template.
17 Dumb Decisions Characters Keep Making

We know it might be a little cliche to say Hollywood is unoriginal. So maybe it might be more accurate say writers can get lazy? Like, a lot? Like, maybe when they get hung up on how to move a scene forward or resolve a situation, they just watch a bunch of movies until they find a solution.

That's what we're choosing to believe, at least. Because how else can you explain ...

THE DARK KNIGHT (2008) Can we all agree that putting yourself WITHIN ARM'S REACH of the HOMICIDAL MANIAC is NEVER A GOOD IDEA? THE SILENCE OF THE LAMB
THE FLY Y-(1986) EXPERIMENTS performed on ONESELF HOLLOW MAN (2000) WHAT could possibly GO WRONG? FLATLINERS (1990) CRACKED COM
When someone with more knowledge/experience than you tells you not to do something, it's probably wise to not actually do it. Host:.. you don't want t
MAN OF STEEL A GUY DECIDES TO BULLY CLARK KENT... RIGHT AFTER HE FINDS OUT THAT KENT HAS SAVED A SCHOOLBUS BY PUSHING IT OUT OF THE RIVER WITH HIS BAR
17 Dumb Decisions Characters Keep Making
Why did you think waxing wouldn't hurt? The 40 Year Old Virgin What Women Want The Hot Chick
Stop trusting everybody! These characters always manage to confide in the worst people, ensuring that the villain is kept informed of their plans. CRA
S U have amazing powers, USE THEM. CRACKED.CON Gandalf rescues Faramir and his troops by using his staff to shine a bright light at the Nazgal, which
Need CRACKED.COM to get away? THE ROAD (2009) LES MISERABLES (2012) SE7EN (1995) Don't forget to leave your pursuer a hint by making your escape route
CRACKEDCON Parents of Matilda's schoolmates choose not to believe their children about the Trunchbull's evil shenanigans at school. Matilda Children
CRACKEDCON GODZILLA (2014] If your bullets don't work against the enemye.. THE INCREDIBLE HULK (2098) SHOOT HARDER! STOP MAN OF STEEL (2013)
I'M DRAWNG A LINE IN THE FUDKING SAND HERE DO THE EVIL DEAD (1981) NOT READ THE THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012) LATIN! Yet, they can't resist! EVIL DEAD
YOU HAVE THE HEROCES) WHO WOULD THWART YOUR PLANS AT YOUR MERCY! SUPERMAN Thrown into water to drown with kryptonite around his neck. DON'T SCREW UP:
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PROMETHEUS (2012) CRACKED JURASSIC PARK (1993) GREMLINS (1984) Petting exotic creatures too often ends badly
Nobody ever listens to the local eccentric ranting about imminent danger... DINER DRUNK THE BIRDS (1963) GRANDPA FRED THE HILLS HAVE EYES (1977) MURRA
17 Dumb Decisions Characters Keep Making

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