19 Nostalgia-Inducing Things

Bring back Crash Bandicoot!
19 Nostalgia-Inducing Things

Look, all things considered -- ease of access to firearms, Donald Trump being this close to being President, Royal Pains is coming to an end -- we live in a great time. The internet has made it possible for us to never leave the house again. Helen Mirren is joining the The Fast and The Furious franchise. Bob Ross is on Netflix. Things are good.

But, still, there's a lot we're nostalgic for that desperately need to make a comeback. We're talking about ...

Home Phones

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Trix

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Hood Ornaments

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Cameras

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Crash Bandicoot

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The Zone

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Slide Phones

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Lime Skittles

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Cheez Balls

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Old Cars

With a few tools and the help of a buddy, you could work on your own car... Now, if your 'buddy' maybe works for NASA... 4

Fried Apple Pies

In the early 90's, McDonald's began offering baked pies, essentially phasing out M. FRIED APPLE PIES, the vastly superior, crispy, oozy, blister your

Mimeographed Copies

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Bench Seats

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Myspace

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