Machines That Are, Dare We Say, Sexy

These vehicles are so amazing they're like works of art.
Machines That Are, Dare We Say, Sexy

There's nothing wrong with a little experimentation, people. Life's short, so what's the harm in trying anything once. We say all this because, well, you're about to see some images that might make you feel funny in places you wouldn't expect them too. Because, as it turns out, sexiness isn't reserved to buxom ladies and buff dudes -- it translates to vehicles so awesome they're literal works of art.

We had our readers pull together some stylish, provocative pictures of beautiful works of mechanical creation. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

The GTbyCITROEN was originally a virtual car designed for the video game Gran Turismo V on Playstation 3... CHROER ...but, at the 2008 Paris Motor Sho
Not only does the Kawasaki Ninja H2 R have a futuristic look... But also from up front, it looks as if a Gundam is staring back at you.
CRACKEDCON This 1930 Mercedes Benz 710 SSK Trossi Roadster is one of the only five SSK existing today. Rom:3 3253 It's So ahead of its time it took ha
A car which can compete with the Batmobile in looks~Lamborahini Veneno. only 3 have been built to celebrate Lamborghini's 50th birthday. Lambesghini C
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The Pagani Huayra was designed and constructed by Horacio Pagani, who is called by motoring enthusiasts, the modern day Leonardo Da Vinci because of h
GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF In 1992. Belgian former racing driver Tony Gillet founded the car manufacturer Gillet producing supercars both for the road and
Waliypower 118 Despite its childish name, this 118 feet superyacht made up of carbon fiber is fast; capable of 60 knots cruising speed. The luxurious
CRACKED.COM The 44m Midnight Planetarium is a watch that not only tellsyou the time but it also shows the movement of five planets. While not.to scale
PRR S1 designed by Pennsylvania Railroad in 1937 with aerodynamics kept in mind resulted in one of the most beautiful art deco styled steam engine eve
THE DOUGLAS X-3 STILETTO WAS MADE IN THE 1950S TO TEST THE CAPABILITIES OF SUPERSONIC AIRCRAFT. CRACKEDOON IT PROVED HARD TO CONTROL AND BARELY ABLE T
Radial Hell COTD is a radial aircraft powered motorcycle Built by Jesse James at West Coast Choppers just to see if he could do it
The SPA Biciclettol is an authentic Italian electric bicycle so slick that it is considered more collectable than a an everyday means of transportatio
CRACKEDOON FRENCH RACECAR DRIVER AND INVENTOR ANDRE DUBONNET HAD THE XENIA COUPE CUSTOM-BUILT IN 1938 ON A HISPANO-SUIZ CHASSIS. DESPITE THE CAR'S IMP
f Raymond Loewy Streamlined Pencit Sharpener USA Anybody can draw up a sleek sports car, or a rakish airplane, and certainly Raymond Loewy could do th
When it comes to luxury yachts, the Adastra is in a league of its own. It is a trimaran style yacht, and its sleek design looks like it was pulled str
THE 1935 ROLLS-ROYCE JONCKHEERE COUPE WAS A MASTERPIECE OF ART DECO DESIGNB THE FATHER AND SON TEAM OF HENRI AND JOSEPH JONCKHEERE. WHO TOOK A 1925 RO
Maserati Birdcage 75th Pininfarina and Maserati presented this concept car in 2005 to celebrate the Italian design firm's 75th birthday as well as to
The Swedish-built These two Drakens, Saab 35 Draken shown flying over entered service in the Alps. were 1960. operated by the Austrian air force. CR
Trucks usually look boring and utilitarian, SO when Labatt Breweries of Canada wasn't allowed to advertise their beer in the 1930s, they came up with
This Delahaye 175 roadster. featuring custom bodywork by Ukranian-French designer Jacques Saoutchik. made its grand debut at the 1949 Paris Auto Show.
DUESENBERG'S MORMON METEOR BEGAN AS A MODEL SJ IN 1932 AND WAS MODIFIED SEVERAL TIMES OVER THE NEXT TEN YEARS. IswEG 1HO IN ADDITION TO FENDERS AND
IN THE LATE'4OS. MECHANICAL ENGINEER NORMAN TIMBS SPENT OVER TWO YEARS AND SEVERAL THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS BUILDING THE BUICK STREAMLINER. CRACKED.COM HE

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