14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines (That Are Stupid)

14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines (That Are Stupid)

The movie wise man is typically a character of unquestionable knowledge. Of course, upon closer inspection, this tends to not be the case. We asked you to take a look at some wise words "smart" characters have imparted to the audience and expose them for the bullshit they are. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

CRACKEDCO COM OXYGEN GETS YOU HIGH. IN A CATASTROPHIC EMERGENCY, YOU'RE TAKING GIANT PANICKED BREATHS. SUDDENLY YOU BECOME EUPHORIC, DOCILE. YOU ACCE
How long was the crew of.. the Prometheus asleep? 2 years, 4 months, 18 days, 36 hours, 15 minutes How long exactly is OUIO an android's day?
CRACKEDo GOM 2 WIHO After arriving at an alien planet, Charlize Theron comments that they're half a billion miles from Earth, which would put them j
MOnth DAY YEAR DEE 25 0000 AM PIV DESTINATION TIME DAY YEAR IVONTH AM OCT 26 1985 PM PRESENT TIME In Back to the Future, among the many dates in histo
TY THE BIBLE CELEBRATES THE LAsT SUPPER AS THE MOM ENT OF THE HOLy GRAIL'S ARRIVAL'Y THE HOLY GRAIL IS NEVER MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE
CRACKED.COM Admiral, if we go bY the book'. like Lieutenant Saavik, hours could seem like days. The situation is grave, Admiral. We won't have main
Then tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 1985? Since there is no way Doc Brown would know who the President will be 30 year
I REMEMBER REVELATION 7:12: AND I LOOKED AS HE OPENED THE SIXTH SEAL AND BEHOLD THERE WAS A GREAT EARTHOUAKE AND THE SUN BECAME AS BLACK AS SACKCLO
Ladies, gentlemen, and transgendered species... Actually Data, Transgendered is going from one gender to another. What you mean is androgynous.
CRACKED Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 8.720 to 1 The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field isn't
THE LAWNMOWERMAN Dr Angelo He absorbed Latin yesterday in less than two hours. It took me a year just to learn the Latin alphabet: S9kIIa same the al
CRACKEDco GOM I've reversed the polarity of the neutron flow! NEUTRONS are NEUTRAL. They don't have a polarity. They remain STATIONARY in the nucleu
Don't move. It can't see us if we don't move. Apart from the obvious ridiculousness of being that close to a T. rex without him smelling or hearing yo
Now, call me foolish, call me irresponsible, but it occurs to me that a 500 megaton bomb planted at just the proper point would, uh... Would destroy m

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