17 Famous Love Songs Written By Sociopaths

Love songs are so formulaic you really don't have to listen to the lyrics anymore. Or should you?
17 Famous Love Songs Written By Sociopaths

Love songs aren't too hard to cook up, right? Sing in a higher, softer voice; play some slow, stringy tunes; throw a little "hey, baby" in there and you're gold. It's so formulaic you really don't have to listen to the lyrics anymore -- they're all the same!

The music that speaks to you would help you figure out what you're doing on your healing path. "Because it is the route I know," the author writes from the perspective of a female.

"Now and then, I think of all the times you screwed me over

But had me believing it was always something that I’d done.

But I don’t wanna live that way,

Reading into every word you say."

And you'd be right: Straight down to the super creepy lyrics that slipped by without you even noticing. We asked our readers to show us some love songs where the singers added a screwed-up something extra. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

According to Katy Perry, the song E.T. is about falling in love with a foreigner This is done through metaphors about aliens... They say, be afraid
rogue's hit en song Don't Let Ggo Love promises love makin', heart breakin', soul shakin' love after marriage (I won't be satisfied till we're tak
Heat All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You A cover of a Dobie Gray song about wanting to sex up the love of your life, Heart had a different take on th
In 1981, new wave rockers Oingo Boingo released Little Girls, in which the lead singer declares his love for, you guessed it, small female children.
I swore I'd never let her go... How sweet. Brandon Flowers of The Killers must really love Jenny in their hit, Jenny Was a Friend of Mine. Except
CRACKED.COM HELL In the video for RIIE has a serious problem. I've been alone with you inside my mind He's a drama teacher in love with one of his s
CRACKED.COM Don't You Want Me by The Huan League Don't You Want Me, describes a power struggle betveen a megalomaniac, movie director and the ungrat
mono LIGHTNIN' M-G-M ar STRIKES LOU CHRISTIE Every boy wants a girl He can trust to the very end Baby, that's you Won't you wait but 'til then When I
Train's Marry Me CRACKEDOON Seems like a sweet love song. Promise me You'll always be Happy by my side I promise to Sing to you When all the music di
17 Famous Love Songs Written By Sociopaths
YEAH NOW USTEN TO ME, BABY TRY TO UNDERSTAND I'D RATHER SEE YOU DEAD, UTTLE GIR THAN BE WITH ANOTHER MAN NOW BABY COME BACK, BABY, COME COME BACK, BAB
Think twice before dedicating James Blunt's You're Beautiful to the object of your affection. She smiled at me on the subway, she was with another ma
Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon by Neil Diamond In this 1967 song, Neil Diamond is counting down the days until this girl becomes legal. Keep in mind, he
If I could fly, I'd pick you up. I'd take you into the night and show you a love like you've never seen. Benny Mardones sounds like a hopeless roman
Age ain't nothing but a number by Aaliyah included the lines Throwing down ain't nothing but a thing. Take my hand and come with me, let me show yo
CRACKEDCOT I Drove All Night by Roy Orbison Roy Orbison is willing to drive all night to get to the one he loves. THAT'S SWEET. The problem is, when h
Weezer's lead singer Rivers Cuomo wrote Across The Sea after he recieved a fan letter from a girl in Japan. The song starts off innocent enough. Yo

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