18 Unexpected (and Real) Quotes by Famous Figures
We asked our readers to go back through the annals of time (i.e. a Google search minus 'boobs') to prove that, indeed, truth is stranger than fiction.
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Pop culture loves to take famous figures and give them a complete makeover that we wouldn't expect. And yet it turns out this is often times unnecessary. We asked our readers to go back through the annals of time (i.e. a Google search minus "boobs") to prove that, indeed, truth is stranger than fiction. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
![CRACKED.COM Somebody said to me, But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, Now, le](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/6/2/157562.jpg?v=1)
![BE VERY CARERUL ABOUT YOUR CAPE. DONT USE IT FOR SEXUAL HIGH JINKS. IT CAN GET UGLY -TRUST ME ALSO BE CARERUL WHEN FLUSHING. -ADAM WEST](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/2/5/157525.jpg?v=1)
![As child. a I dragged dead a squirrel home on a skateboard, cut it open and tried to look at its brain. - Jessica Biel GRAGKEDOON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/2/4/157524.jpg?v=1)
![IN ORDER TO STABILIZE 0TE COUSTU WORLD POPULATION. WE MUST ELIMINATE 350.000 LYPSO PEOPLE PER DAY. IT IS A PALAU 33c HORRIBLE THING TO SAY. BUT IT IS](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/2/3/157523.jpg?v=1)
![Do they think that I am such a damned fool AS to think myself fit for President of the United States? No, sir; I know what I am fit for. I can comman](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/2/0/157520.jpg?v=1)
![All know is that I am not a Marxist. -Karl Marx CRACKED CO COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/1/9/157519.jpg?v=1)
![I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -Walt Disney](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/1/6/157516.jpg?v=1)
![I do not admit... that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America, or the black people of Australia... by the fact that a stronger rac](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/1/5/157515.jpg?v=1)
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![It's all a big hoax, honey. I never wrote a song in my life. I get one-third of the credit for recording it It makes me look smarter than I am. I've n](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/0/5/157505.jpg?v=1)
![Angus Young of AC/DC on stage playing guitar with the unexpected quote - I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sound exactly the same, In fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/0/9/157509.jpg?v=1)
![The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. It feels fantastic. It's as satisfying t](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/0/4/157504.jpg?v=1)
![I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers. -David Duchovny](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/0/1/157501.jpg?v=1)
![People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians. George Lucas, 1988](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/9/7/157497.jpg?v=1)
![They don't call me 'Tyrannosaurus Sex' for nothing! Ted Kennedy, wearing a Barney costume, 1993 Xmas party.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/9/4/157494.jpg?v=1)
![People all over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader. -Steven Seagal](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/9/3/157493.jpg?v=1)
![Unexpected quote from Mahatma Gandhi - We believe as much in the purity of race as we think they do... We believe also that the white race of South Africa should be the predominating race.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/8/8/157488.jpg?v=1)
![18 Unexpected and Real Quotes by Famous Figures - The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he Did to me! - Adolf Hitler](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/8/4/157484.jpg?v=1)