18 Unexpected (and Real) Quotes by Famous Figures

We asked our readers to go back through the annals of time (i.e. a Google search minus 'boobs') to prove that, indeed, truth is stranger than fiction.
18 Unexpected (and Real) Quotes by Famous Figures

Pop culture loves to take famous figures and give them a complete makeover that we wouldn't expect. And yet it turns out this is often times unnecessary. We asked our readers to go back through the annals of time (i.e. a Google search minus "boobs") to prove that, indeed, truth is stranger than fiction. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -Walt Disney
I do not admit... that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America, or the black people of Australia... by the fact that a stronger rac
18 Unexpected (and Real) Quotes by Famous Figures
It's all a big hoax, honey. I never wrote a song in my life. I get one-third of the credit for recording it It makes me look smarter than I am. I've n
Angus Young of AC/DC on stage playing guitar with the unexpected quote - I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sound exactly the same, In fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.
The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. It feels fantastic. It's as satisfying t
I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers. -David Duchovny
People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians. George Lucas, 1988
They don't call me 'Tyrannosaurus Sex' for nothing! Ted Kennedy, wearing a Barney costume, 1993 Xmas party.
People all over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader. -Steven Seagal
Unexpected quote from Mahatma Gandhi - We believe as much in the purity of race as we think they do... We believe also that the white race of South Africa should be the predominating race.
18 Unexpected and Real Quotes by Famous Figures - The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he Did to me! - Adolf Hitler

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