The 20 Most Amazing Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford

We aren't going to say money is everything, but we are going to say you aren't living unless you have a remote control toilet.
The 20 Most Amazing Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford

We aren't going to say money is everything, but we are going to say you aren't living unless you have a remote control toilet.

We asked our readers to help find some gadgets that you'll likely have to donate organs and commit credit card fraud to buy. But, yo, it'd be totally worth it. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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The 20 Most Amazing Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford
Is life on land too boring? Is scuba diving too mainstream? GRau For $2.7 million, you can explore the ocean floor and swim with the fishes in this Fi
Billed as the ultimate Fitness and Anti-Stress Machine the Alpha Fuzion Sauna Body Pod provides users with a 30-minute multisensory sauna experience
Inspired by the Spy Who Loved Me, this submarine sports car submerges into the ocean with a pull of a levero The car reaches a top speed of 75mph on l
The Serenity Pod Bed blocks 903 of outside noise and puts its users to sleep through the use of an intricate sound systeme The lights even change colo
The Cloud is an interactive lamp capable of mimicking a thundercloud thanks to its audio and video components. CRAGK For $3,400 it delivers a storm
The 20 Most Amazing Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford
The 24th Century Time Machine For the loved one in your life And who also has time to watch an who doesn't quite understand awesomely detailed timepie
THIS WEIRD CONTRAPTION IS ACTUALLY A COFFEE MACHINE. AN EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL AND EXPENSIVE ONE. It is created by Seoul based company Dutch Lab. It hold
The VERTU FOR BENTLEY boasts a high-performance Qualcommo SnapdragonT 801 2.3GHz quad core processor, a 13 megapixel sensor, dual LED flash and a lens
Want toigo camping without experiencng the pesky weather, or grass, or outside air? You need the INFLATABLE DOME TENT HOUSE 12 FOOT (4 METER) DIAMETER
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL? Being a beer comnoisseur. Impress your friends and make your enemiesied nemiesjedlous with the GRAGKEDCON Brew Cave Walk-In Beer
CRACKEDCON Samsung offers this 105-inch 4K UItra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED television on Amazon. It costs $119.999.99. Shipping is free.
Are you agoraphobic? Do you miss clouds? For only $4,000 you can buy The Mirror or Luminous Sky Portal 3D HD clouds are projected onto the mirrored 36
The unmanneds skier-controlled boat For just $17,000, you can invent an entirely new way to drown.
What would be the price of this pair of speakers? $1.000? $10.000? $100.000 lolod ICUEAER HORCIKDOo A mind boggling $1.111.000. Behold the Dark Star O
Does YOUR toilet have a remote control? Meet the Kohler Numi: gfas It features a motion-activated cover & seat, advanced bidet with self-cleaning wand
Too Drunk Too Much To Mix Your of A Loner Next Drink? To Go To A Bar? The Robotic Bartender $25,000 A touch screen display allows you to mix the perfe

There are FIVE chances for you to win some cold, hard Internet dollars. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread. Or submit to all of them and increase your chances of becoming rich and famous. (Photoplasty winners gets 10,000 pennies, GIF winners get 15,000 and macro winners get 20,000!)

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