28 Cringeworthy Comic Book Storylines the Movies Left Out

Hollywood takes certain liberties adapting comic books for the big screen. And after seeing these storylines, its no wonder they keep to the general guideline and avoid the specifics.
28 Cringeworthy Comic Book Storylines the Movies Left Out

Hollywood takes certain liberties adapting comic books for the big screen. And after seeing these storylines, its no wonder they keep to the general guideline and avoid the specifics.

But they're still out there, and with the help of AuntiMeme, we're more than happy to show you those terrifying, awkward specifics.

IN INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #30, TONY STARK'S IRON MAN SUIT COMES TO LIFE AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM. IT THEN KIDNAPS STARK AND TAKES HIM TO A DESERTED ISL
DHE CIANT TRIES 7O BREAK BATMAN ONCE USED THE EVER TIGHTENING ROPE! THE BAT PLANE TO LYNCH A MENTAL PATIENT FEW LATER... AN EVIL SCIENTIST MOMENTS GAV
HOW you HAD SPiDer-MAN: REIGN BEEN POISONED WITH RAPIOACTIVITY! HOW YOUR REVEALS THAT BODY SLOWLY BECAME RIDOLED WITH CANCER! MARY JJANE DIED OF RADIA
IN 1989, BATMAN SOLARED OFF AGAINST A VIGILANTE CALLING HIMSELF ANARKY HE SPOuTep ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT CATCH- PHRASES AS HE ATTACKEO THE RICH. come ONCU
WONDER WOMAN ONCE REFERRED TO JAPANESE SOLDIERS AS LITTLE YELLOW DOGGIES. COME ALONG LITTLE YELLOW DOGGIE! yowp. AND WHEN SHE LEARNS THAT THE SOLDIE
WHEN THE WHILE ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN. ANOTHER IILISTICE SOCIETY IS MEETING: A SOCIETY UHOSE IDEALS ARE FAR REMOVED FROM THOSE OF THE RLACK DRAGOU -
WHEN SHE ARRIVED ON EARTH IN 1959, SUPERMAN DUMPED SUPEREIRL INTO AN OPPHANAGE. SUPERGIRL IS SUPES' TEENAGE COUSIN, WHO SOMEHOW MANAGED TO SUIRVIVE TH
SLIPELMAN DECIDED TO FIGHT CIME BY DESTROYING POOR PEOPLES HOMES. IT's NOT ENTIRELY YOuR FAULT THAT YOU'RE DEUN- SUPES CAME OUENT-- IT'S THESE SLUMS T
IN SUPERMAN, INDIAN CHIEF, SUPES TRAVELS BACK IN TIME TO PERSUIADE THE EARLY NATIVE DWELLERS OF METROPLIS TO SELL THEIR LAND TO THE WHITE MAN. HE DO
IN THE COMIC BOOKS, SUPERGIRL HAS A FLYING HORSE NAMED COMET, WHO HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON HER. HE LAMENTS TO HIMSELF THAT HE'D GIVE UP ALL OF HIS SUPERPOW
SPIDEBMAN ONCE GAVE BIBTH TO HIMSELFO A VILLAINESS CALLED THE QUEEN TURNED PETE INTO A SPIDER BY KISSING HIM. YADDAH YADDAH, HE DROPPED DEAD, AND THEN
WHEN LEX LUITHOR WAS A TEENAGER, HE WORSHIPPED SUPERBOY. LITERALLY WITH A STALKER WALL AND EVERYTHING. ONE DAY THERE WAS AN ACCIOENT IN HIS BOY GENIUI
WHEN HE REFUISED TO SIDE WITH HIM AGAINST SUPERMAN, BATMAN EASED ROBIN'S MEMORY AND SENT HIM BACK TO THE ORPHANAGE. THE STORY TAKES PLACE IN A TIMELIN
BUT. LPON REACHING THE CHAMBER THE XMEN DONT woeRyl SUDDENLY STOP IN THEIR TRACKS RESPECTFULLY, AS AS THOUGH I THEY SEE... I COULD HELP DON'T WORRY SI
IFK POSED AS CLARK KENT IN A 1964 ACTION COMIC. IN THE STORY, HE KNOWS SUPES' SECRET IDENTITY, AND HELPS HIM OUT BY POSING AS CLARK KENT AND MEETING W
BACK IN THE EOS. THE FANTASTIC FOLP FACED THE HATE MONGEO A VILLAIN WHO SHOT HATE RAYS AND WHEN THE WORE A FOUR FINALLY UNMASKED HIM, PUPPLE HE TURNED
ALTHOR TOM WOLFE HAD CAMEOS IN DR. STRANGE AND THE INCREDIBLE HULK. THE HAD WHAT'S WOLFE BRIEFLY MATTER, REFERENCED DR. DOC STRANGE IN HIS HANENT GOT
DAREDEVIL ONCE BROKE INTO A PRISON HOSPITAL SO HE COULD FORCE BULLSEYE TO PLAY RUSSIAN ROLLETTE, DD IS THERE TO AVENGE ELEKTRA'S DEATH AT THE HANDS OF
ANGEL AND HUISK HAVE AIRBORNE SEX IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, IN UNCANNY #440. THEY FLY up INTO THE AIR WITH THE X-MEN AND HUSK'S MOTHER WATCHING, AND THEIR
FOR A TWOBYEAR PERIOD IN THE 9OS THE SPIDEBMAN LNIVEBSE WAS CBAWLING WITH SPIDEY CLONES. AT ONE POINT THERE WERE SIX SPIDEYS SCuRRYING AROUND. IT WAS
IN TEEN TITANS #36, ROBIN AND WONDER GIRL MAKE OUT WHILE LYING IN A PUODLE OF SUPERBOY ROBIN'S BEEN TRYING TO CLONE SLPERBOY, WHO DIED A YEAR AGO. IN
ORSON WELLES APPBARED IN SLPERMAN coMies AD PMREP LP WhH SLPES TO HGHT NAZI MALANS, WELLES FLIES TO MARS ON AN EXPERIENTAL ROCKET AND DISCOVERS THE ER
IN 1961, SUPES MARRIED LOIS LANE AND KEPT HER CAPTIVE IN THE FORTRESS OF SOLITLIDE, UP AT THE NORTH POLE. HE BUILT HER A BULLETPROOF CYET ODOLY TRANSP
HAHHAHA- HAHAHA! /T'S A SPIDER !! IN THE MANGA VERSION OF SPIDER-MAN, SPIDEY FANTASIZES ABOLIT LETTING EVERYONE DIE. THEN HE CHLICKS HIS SPIDER-ML OLI
WONDER WOMAN VILLAIN EGG FL IS A GIANT YELLOW EGG WITH A FU MANCHU MLISTACHE WHO SPEAKS IN BROKEN 'ENGRISH.' THE AMELICANS WOULD BE NARNED IF THE LOCK
DEBUNKED SPOON BENDER URI GELLER APPEARED IN AN ISSUE OF DAREDEVIL. HE HELPED DAREDEVIL FEND OFF A GROUP OF BAD GuYS BY BENDING THEIR WEAPONS WITH HIS
AND THEY. THEY WE THANK you. PROFOUNDLY TEY BECOME LIVED... IN A 1983 COMIc, FOR 6RANTINS A SPLING us SUCH A AUST WHICH PRECIOUS sess 7 THE WORM-LIKE
WHEN BEN CTHE THING IS KILLED THE FANTASTIC THREE GO TO HEAVEN TO RETRIEVE HIM, AND MEET GOD... Well? you comind in. or whatt and there .oWHO TURNS ar

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