17 Famous Movies With Really Dopey Dialogue

It turns out that upon careful inspection of our favorite films, there are some real word-turds stinking up the joint -- and we never even noticed.
17 Famous Movies With Really Dopey Dialogue

Between luscious bodies and ridiculous action sequences, sometimes it's easy to overlook the dialogue of a film. Hell, sometimes that's the point. It turns out that upon careful inspection of our favorite films, there are some real word-turds stinking up the joint -- and we never even noticed.

Our readers picked out some of the worst offenders for your viewing pleasure. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

GUCCI dete AT is that what a man looks like? THE VERY NEXT SCENE...
A red suN rises. Blood has been spilled this night. I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT LEGOLAS, IF ITS UNKNOWN INFORMATION ONLY KNOWN BY ELVES THEN THER
Hi. Tell me if I'm-crazy. But that wasn't just another night for. either of us, was it? --VICKI VALE BATMAN (989) BRUCE: Really? THAT'S the first th
I'VE SENT A LITTLE INSECT ON AHEAD TO TAKE THE FIGHT OUT OF THEM. Only... She never did. Not that we saw anyway. This bizarre line refers to a musical
GICJE UTHLNYOM I brought you some news: G.I. Joes are about to be out of the picture. And by out of the picture, I mean alive on Earth. Wait... Wh
In Return of the Jedi, when the rebels try to land their stolen Shuttle at the Death Star, an Imperial officer informs Vader that the crew is using a
You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying SO hard to be. the social network Wait, what? IF someone's trying to be an asshole, that's what they
GRAGKEDOON Legolas! What do your Elf-eyes see? Where I'm from, we just call them eyes. You see these ears? Everyone knows I'm an Elf. It's as if you
A scene in Predator -we can clearly see that the creature is leaving the place, not caring about Dutch (Schwarzenegger) there Apparently Dutch has s
CRaCKEDCOM In Batman Begins, when Bruce is directed to carry out an execution of an accused murderer, he responds This man should be tried. Written
YOU CAN SAVE ALL OF THEM -JOR EL'S HOLOGRAM THINGY UH... HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO STOP ALL THIS?
17 Famous Movies With Really Dopey Dialogue
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MORPHEUS: UNFORTUNATELY. NO ONE CAN BE TOLD WHAT THE MATRIX IS. YOU HAVE TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF. NEO: YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS IS NOT THE REAL WORLD? YO
Keep tight inside of themn! Their magic must be powerful, very O/' she wouldn't want them badly! so Wait... that pink bitch knows what my slippers do!
CRACKEDCO COM OH SUGAR HONEY ICED TEAP Marty Zebra's panic inspired exclamation in Madagascar seemed like kid friendly gibberish.... Unless those chil
CRACKEDCO COM THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE ENGINEERS. We didn't run out of planes and television sets. We ran out of food. What about forming eng

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