20 Now-You-Know Facts That Will Throw Your Perception Of History Out Of Whack

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20 Now-You-Know Facts That Will Throw Your Perception Of History Out Of Whack

We give our brains more credit than we probably should. We go to school, stuff a bunch of facts in there, and think we have a pretty good picture of what happened and when. 

We seem to think that, just because we've walked around the planet for a couple of decades, we can understand the fundamental nature of time? The hubris! Here are a few historical comparisons that will throw your whole timeline out of whack:

The oldest living tree was almost five thousand years old when it was cut down. It was already 1,000 years old when the last woolly mammoth died. NOW
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KEANU REEVES LAUREN ON The Matrix is older now than Tron was when The Matrix was released. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM
France's last execution by guillotine happened the same year Star Wars came out. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM
ect Will Smith is older than Uncle Phil was at the beginning of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM
YOIBO Nintendo existed while Jack the Ripper was terrorizing London. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED GOM
Warner Bros. Entertainment was established in 1923 WD BROS STUDIOS RER 1WV kxxixx less than one year before the fall of the Ottoman Empire. NOW YOU KN

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Auschwitz became operational in May 1940 - MeDonald's FAMOUS BARBECUE Elir sMcDonald's the same month that McDonalds was founded. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED
The fax machine was invented in 1843 De when wagons were first rolling along the Oregon Trail. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM
The last civil War widow died the year Barack Obama won his first presidential election. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM
Anne Frank and Martin Luther King, Jr. were born in the same year. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM

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The Battle of Little Bighorn was raging while the Brooklyn Bridge was being built. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM
When the Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock, the Palace of the Governors was already standing in New Mexico. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM
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Interracial marriage was banned in South Africa for 36 years. It was illegal in the US for 5 times longer. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM
You're closer in time to the T-rex than the T-rex was to the Stegosaurus. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM
EXIT There were 5 years where you could take the London Underground to see a public hanging. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM
ATOGRAPHE LUMIERE The first erotic film was screened less than a year after the first non-erotic motion picture screening. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED GOM

The Titanic

The Titanic sank in 1912 A1 the same year that ecstacy was invented. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM
George Washington died in 1799- over 20 years before anyone knew about dinosaurs. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED COM
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