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21 Somewhat Unhinged Things You Can Do With Your Cremated Remains

August 10, 2020

Thinking about donating your body to science? Sure, it'd be cool to haunt some college campus for like, 30 years, but it would inevitably get old.

The afterlife should be you time. Here are some utterly bizarre things you can do with your cremated remains:

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Pack them into fireworks. EFFECTS 1.3G NOISE D FACTOR Blaxe GLORY Piss off the entire neighborhood one last time on the way out. — Source: Heavenly Stars Fireworks

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Have yourself pressed into a vinyl album. 11701-1 A DEENG AUARIN ONEARTH Spend eternity the way you spent your life: being picked over and ignored by — Source: And Vinyly

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Keep your ashes in a 3D printed bust. 30 Pe Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton BIISIOTHS You could get a custom bust of your face, but why not politicize — Source: In The Light Urns

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Become a synthetic reef. 240L 25 A 44TY2S Never got around to saving the environment in life? It's literally never too late to start. — Source: Eternal Reefs

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Comic Book Writer Mark Gruenwald

Spend eternity inside of a comic book. SRAER LPREME Comic book writer Mark Gruenwald had his cremated remains mixed into the ink of the first printing — Source: LA Times

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Stuff them into some bullets. Kill or be killed? Why choose, when you can do both? CRACKED COM — Source: My Holy Smoke

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Get under the skin of a loved one. A Tattoo artists can safely mix ashes into ink. It's slightly itchier and way more haunted than a normal tattoo.

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Live on as a Frisbee. MA CLASS CRISBEE WORLD LING 165 To Drc G: The inventor of the Frisbee had his remains be turned into a Frisbee. — Source: SFGate

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Become genetically entwined with a treel CO-COD-C Human -> DNA Trees JOE DAUIS' DNA MANIFOLDS DNA Trees Consequences Anyone can become fertilizer; onl — Source: Biopresence

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Become someone else's problem. ETERNAL ASCENT SOCIETY Have your ashes stuffed into a big helium balloon that someone else will ultimately have to clea — Source: Eternal Ascent Society

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Become a tool for eternity. e john Darren onee Bon Daiten 4ones This toolbox-shaped urn looks like something you'd get at a book fair in elementary sc — Source: In The Light Urns

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Turn them into 240 commemorative pencils. WALD 145-2003 OREPH JOSEps WALD 10367 WALD 1930-2005 JOEPH 145052005 SOSEPH WALD WALD JOBEPN WALD Grandpa's — Source: Signal V Noise

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Dump 'em in a Pringles can. 90 Inside Pringles The guy who designed the iconic Pringles can had his ashes stuffed in his beloved tube and buried. — Source: The Guardian

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Sweden

Provide power for your city. Three Swedish cities are partially powered by the considerable energy produced by local crematoriums. CRACKED COM — The 6 Coolest Things You Can Do With Your Dead Body

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Become a macabre celebration of your favorite Amendment. Wtt t Chnf tr BO HANSON 1013 22013 Stanley 1. Gibhs For the man who loves guns SO much, he wa — Source: In The Light Urns

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Slide around inside a pizza box. REST IN LeRoy Robert Ripley December 25 1890 May 1944 PIZHLA Home Delivery or Take-Out Mamma mia. Lovi L drerl Lvtool — Source: In The Light Urns

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Poseable Plastic Fossils

Become a poseable plastic fossil. An artist developed the technology necessary to pump various organs full of polymers. — The 6 Coolest Things You Can Do With Your Dead Body

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Become a grim reminder. Momew Eoving In Nothing says time's running out' like an hourglass made from a loved one's ashes. CRACKED COM — Source: In The Light Urns

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Have them pressed into a diamond. A clump of hair will work in a pinch. — Source: Life Gem

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Launch 'em into space. VOYAGER SERVICE The Voyager service is a true missionof exploration, sending the Celestis spacecraft carrying cremated remains — Source: Celestis

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Now that you've got your remains taken care of, how do you want to be mourned? Here are some thought starters: The Yanomami The Dani People Cut Make S — The 5 Creepiest Death Rituals From Around the World

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