19 Vintage Ads That Tried To Create Weird Insecurities
In case you're not insecure enough, here are some vintage things to worry about.
![19 Vintage Ads That Tried To Create Weird Insecurities](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/8/8/745488_320x180.jpg?v=3)
Whether it's hip dips or pore size, advertisers (especially beauty ones) are always inventing problems that only their products can solve. This shame-based advertising model can be effective, but at what cost to consumers? Read on if you want to acquire some vintage insecurities.
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![PROBLEM: Smelly Hair PRODUCT: Shampoo Remember YOUR HAIR COLLECTS UNPLEASANT ODORS This one makes sense if you spend a lot of time near a campfire, bu](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/6/2/745462.jpg?v=2)
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