17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

All of these stories are true and are enough to make us want to chain up our genitals for life.
17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong

All of these stories are true and are enough to make us want to chain up our genitals for life. Our readers braved the darkest corners of the Internet to bring you these sordid tales. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong
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17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong
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17 Horrifying Ways Sex Can Go Terribly Wrong
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