People Who Survived Completely Unsurvivable Situations

Human beings are such frail things. You step on a nail, you get tetanus, you die. You get too excited about eating pretzels, you choke, you die. You stand next to a guy, he sneezes on you, you die. We are the canaries in the coal mine of the universe, and we face mortality every single moment of every single day. But the following people face death, dust themselves off, and keep going. Presumably while flipping the Reaper a gigantic bird.