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Unexpected Facts About What Women And Men Find Attractive

Love may be blind, but attraction is weird af.

Unexpected Facts About What Women And Men Find Attractive

June 08, 2020

Hookups turn into meaningful relationships. And while that might sound like a cheesy platitude, it actually means you might end up with someone because of some totally random factor that kicked in the night you met them. The following tips should give you some insight into this weird stuff that draws couples to each other. Or at least they'll offer you enough placebos to fill you to the brim with confidence, which is all you really need.

No kidding.

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YOU MAY BE BEST OFF WHEN OVULATING. 22 PMS!!! Peri 29 MEN WILL FIND YOU MOST ATTRACTIVE. Your lips plump up, your pupils dilate, your voicE gets sexie — For details, read 6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies

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OKCupid

THINK WOMEN LIKE COMPLIMENTS? MAYBE, BUT DON'T OPEN WITH ONE. A study by OKCupid found that starting a chat by calling a woman attractive makes her mo — For details, read 6 Things Men Do to Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off

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IT'S HARD TO RATE A MAN OBJECTIVELY. s UNLESS YOU GET A LOOK AT HIS FINGERS. Specifically the ring finger (and this has nothing to do with wedding rin — For details, read Why The Length Of Your Fingers Dictate Who You Are

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Bad Dancing

DANCING IS A RISKY VENTURE. BAD DANCING CAN TURN A WOMAN OFF, HARD. Your lack of rhythm may foreshadow that you're bad in bed. Or, as scientists prefe — For details, read 6 Things Men Do to Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off

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Average Is Attractive

EVER DESPAIRED OVER YOUR AVERAGE LOOKS? TAKE HEART! AVERAGE IS ATTRACTIVE! We've all seen a lot of people and subconsciously have a good idea of what — For details, read 6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies

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Scars

WOMEN FIND SCARS SEXY, NOT UGLY. SCARS SIGNAL PAST TRAUMA. SEXY TRAUMA. Thank evolution. A man with scars is seen as a survivor of difficult fights, p — For details, read 5 Insignificant Things That Determine Who You Have Sex With

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WILL CRYING MAKE HIM FEEL PROTECTIVE? IT MAY JUST TURN HIM OFF. Female tears produce a hormone that damens the male libido. .According to the scientis — For details, read 6 Factors That Secretly Influence Who You Have Sex With

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BODY ODOR IS BAD, IN THEORY. BUT IN TESTS, SWEAT TURNS WOMEN ON. Sweat chemicals give women heightened mood, physiological arousa, and subjective sex — For details, read 6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies

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APPROACHING SOMEONE IN A CLUB? TALK INTO THEIR RIGHT EAR. So concluded researchers, anyway, who found twice as much success as when talking into peopl — For details, read 6 Factors That Secretly Influence Who You Have Sex With

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WOMEN LIKE MEN WHO LOOK LikE THEIR DADS. AND THAT GOES BEYOND BASIC FACIAL FEATURES. If a woman's father was older (over 40) when she was born, she wi — For details, read 6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies

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MEN LIKE WOMEN WITH HIGH-PITCHED VOICES. WOMEN LIKE MEN WITH LOW-PITCHED VOICES. Besides the vague qualities of femininity and masculinity, voice pitc — For details, read The Science of Sexy: 5 Tips to Make Yourself More Attractive

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WITH YOUR CHIN UP, YOU LOOK MANLY. CHIN DOWN, AND YOU'RE MORE FEMININE. That goes for both men and women. Women with their chin down are rated higher — For details, read 5 Insignificant Things That Determine Who You Have Sex With

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APPROACH THAT STRANGER AND SAY HI? YOU MAY BE DOOMING YOUR CHANCES. WHISKEY Your partner is more likely to be attracted to you if they get to approach — For details, read 5 Insignificant Things That Determine Who You Have Sex With

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MEN ARE ATTRACTED TO SMILING WOMEN. WOMEN FEEL LESS GOOD ABOUT SMILING MEN. Surveyed women found smiling guys' photos the most objectionable. Smiling — For details, read 5 Seemingly Insignificant Things That Make People Like You

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EYE CONT ACT'S GOOD IN REAL LIFE. ON DATING APPS? NOT SO MUCH. OKCupid studied 7,000 photos and figured that men who look directly at the camera match — For details, read 6 Things Men Do to Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off

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WOMEN LIKE MUSCLES, UNSURPRISINGLY. UNTIL, THAT IS, THE MUSCLES GET TOO BIG. Once men reach the level of brawny, women say that's too much. And even — For details, read 5 Reasons Women Are As Shallow As Men (According to Science)

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IF YOUR DATE GETS SCARED BESIDE YOU? THEY'LL FEEL MORE ATTRACTED TO YOU. Assuming you weren't the source of the fear, of course. We're talking about s — For details, read 6 Factors That Secretly Influence Who You Have Sex With

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WOMEN CAN NEVER GO WRONG WEARING RED. TESTS SHOW IT'S THE SEXIEST COLOR. Scientists theorize that this has to do with our evolutionary ancestors, whos — For details, read 6 Factors That Secretly Influence Who You Have Sex With

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