Tell Us Now: What Cringeworthy Religious Observations Did You Have As A Kid?

Kids believe the darndest things.
Tell Us Now: What Cringeworthy Religious Observations Did You Have As A Kid?

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We asked Cracked fans on Facebook about their most cringeworthy religious observations they had as kids. Here are some of the more lighthearted misunderstandings and beliefs:

TELL US NOW. WHAT CRINGEWORTHY RELIGIOUS OBSERVATIONS DID YOU HAVEAS A KID? 55 I thought Jesus and the guy on the Zig Zag package were the same guy.
Jennifer R.
TELL US NOW. WHAT CRINGEWORTHY RELIGIOUS OBSERVATIONS DID YOU HAVEAS A KID? Buddhist worship service. Stand, hands together, bow prostrate, repeat. L
Sang K.
TELL US NOW. WHAT CRINGEWORTHY RELIGIOUS OBSERVATIONS DID YOU HAVE AS A KID? My mom told me that Arthur was satanic and I was forbidden from watching
Shadrach W.
TELL US NOW. WHAT CRINGEWORTHY RELIGIOUS OBSERVATIONS DID YOU HAVEAS A KID? If Noah had two of every animal for the ark, how did the kangaroos get the
Joan A.
TELL US NOW. WHAT CRINGEWORTHY RELIGIOUS OBSERVATIONS DID YOU HAVEAS A KID? One of the leaders at our mosque told all the children that we should show
Ayesha K.
TELL US NOW. WHAT CRINGEWORTHY RELIGIOUS OBSERVATIONS DID YOU HAVE AS AKID? I couldn't stop thinking about how much spit and backwash was probably in
Jessica P.
TELL US NOW. WHAT CRINGEWORTHY RELIGIOUS OBSERVATIONS DID YOU HAVEAS A KID? WII If I would come home and everyone was gone, and I didn't know where t
Steve M.
TELL US NOW. WHAT CRINGEWORTHY RELIGIOUS OBSERVATIONS DID YOU HAVEAS A KID? If God wanted me to go to church on Sunday, why did Bullwinkle come on at
Rita L.
TELL US NOW. WHAT CRINGEWORTHY RELIGIOUS OBSERVATIONS DID YOU HAVE AS A KID? We had to call badminton 'goodminton. HAMDITON 60an 2
Angel S.
TELL US NOW. WHAT CRINGEWORTHY RELIGIOUS OBSERVATIONS DID YOU HAVEAS A KID? My great grandmother made everyone sit in silence in the dark when there w
Matthew W.
TELL US NOW. WHAT T CRINGEWORTHY RELIGIOUS OBSERVATIONSD DID YOU HAVE AS A KID? God, I'm sO gLad we Finally got married. ESCE As a kid I operated und
Taylor N.
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