18 Images That Prove Sex Used to Be Insane

Thanks to this wonderful invention we call the Internet, we know there's all sorts of just horrible kinds of fornicating going on. We also know that this is nothing new.
18 Images That Prove Sex Used to Be Insane

Thanks to this wonderful invention we call the Internet, we know there's all sorts of just horrible kinds of fornicating going on. We also know that this is nothing new.

That's why we asked our readers to go through the depraved annals of time to uncover some truly disturbing sexual acts our ancestors were accustomed to. Winner got $200 ...

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In Ancient Rome it was perfectly, normal for a free man to have sex with other men and women, and slave children (free children were protected by law,
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IN HIS OLD AGE TIBERIUS, EMPEROR OF ROME FROM 14-27 AD, USED TO ENJOY BATHS WHERE CHILDREN (AFFECTIONATELY CALLED LITTLE FISHES WERE EMPLOYED TO NIB
18 Images That Prove Sex Used to Be Insane
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