Garbage Trends From 2019 That Need To Die

Time for some collective New Year’s resolutions.
Garbage Trends From 2019 That Need To Die

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Congratulations, we made it through another year. But as we prepare to throw 2019 out of a skyscraper window, it's fitting to reflect on the hottest trends from the past year. Specifically, we need to reflect on how stupid they were. And we need to resolve to weed out the garbage ones and start fresh in 2020.

Trends like:

Let's make it our 2020 goal to put an end to fast fashion. It's pretty well-documented at this point that the planet can't keep up with our rapid chan
The time of CRACKED COM OK boomr needs to come to an end. Like troll, hipster, bot, and millennial before it, it's a term that at one time meant somet
What the hell is APROYK MRK with selling dirty shoes and calling them distressed? Why the f*ck are people paying hundreds of dollars to look like th
Face tattoos are growing in popularity. aby' OS OS. 006 OS Famous musicians such as Post Malone and Justin Bieber have inspired the trend, and you wil
Seriously, guys? Scrunchies? Their renaissance is baffling to anyone who was around when they were worn the first time because they were dorky AF. Not
Gender- reveal parties need to be permanently canceled. They're not just dangerous and a transparent gift-grab by parents, but they also reinforce tir
Stop turning cats vegan. Veganism is on the rise, but it's a bad idea to feed cats vegan food. Cats have pointy teeth because they eat meat. Trying to

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CBD oil can be helpful for people suffering from certain health conditions. But the trend of adding it to random products like hair pomade or toothpic
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Stop adding activated charcoal to random foods! CRAGKEDON
Nobody cares about your Spotify playlists. Spotify 2019 WRAPPED TOP ARTISTS TOP SONGS Danzig Godless Megadeth Holy Wars...The Pu.. Shai Hulud Mother D
It's time we cancel all of our subscription boxes. There's even one for Coca-Cola INSIDERS CocaCola THE CO. INSIDERS CLUB Aside from the preposterous
As of July 2019, nearly 200,000 Americans have registered emotional support animals, up from only 2,400 in 2011. CCRACKEDCON Service dogs are one thin
I'M Gonna tel my kids this was Queen Elizabeth. GONNA TELL MY KIDS... 5.625 1:50 PM-Nov 19.2019 that this was a 960 people are taking about this dumb
INDNOY Can we stop acting like having an introwerted personality is interesting? FASHAON INTROVERT GUIDE Hoodie helps you Highly visible 9o incegnito
Stop reposting uncensored offensive content on social media to show you're upset. Sensitive Content This photo contains sensitive content which some p
Taking cheap shots at Greta Thunberg. When you've been nominated for a Nobel Prize and named Time's Person of the Year before the age of 18... then yo
Instagram Makeup a.k.a. that cosmetic mash-up of eyebrows on fleek, orange contours, and matte lipstick which is trending enough ooo to create a c
Crocs were always a terrible idea... arianagrande 168.5 millones sequidores but matching them with SOCKS needs to die right now. GRAU
STOP remaking CLASSIC BLOCKBUSTER films that are difficult to improve upon. Disney LIONKING THE START remaking CRAPPY films that could have been GREAT
CRACKEDcO 2019 needs to be the last year that people use the fad diet of intermittent fasting. 12 10 2 3 8 4 5 6 A registered dietitian writing for Sh
STOP MAKING OVERFED PETS FUNNY. I AIN'T FAT BOI FEED ME I'M EASY TO SEE Your pet isn't a 'chonker' or a 'unit', they're obese and need help. CRACKED C
Let 2020 be a year without #NoNut November. kOL NUT AME MILLENNIUM LAND OOE RANT NUT LAND Masturbation is harmless. You don't need some anti-science b
Those annoying DIY videos need to go down the dumpster. Watching these spam videos is a serious waste of time and most of the hacks don't actually wor
INFLUENCER I can't be the only person who's tired of hearing about influencers. Nobody cares what you think about sunscreen, Karen. CRACKEDOON
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Mukbang videos have taken off globally... and have overstayed their welcome. These videos feature a streamer gorging on a huge amount of food in one s
Unicorn colored food doesn't look appetizing. It looks like Willy Wonka's worst night- mare and we all need to wake up. CRAGKEDON
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