18 Things Presidents Are REALLY Spending Our Tax Money On

Three things are certain: death, taxes, and the ridiculous crap taxes buy.
18 Things Presidents Are REALLY Spending Our Tax Money On

It is said that two things are certain: death and taxes. Of course, that ignores the inevitability that those taxes will be spent on ridiculous crap. We asked our readers to show us what presidents have secretly splurged on with our hard-earned money. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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