33 Ways We’re Still Playing Make Believe As An Adult

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33 Ways We’re Still Playing Make Believe As An Adult

Some of us still feel like kids inside, no matter how many birthdays we have. So those of us who feel that way started wondering whether there were others like us — because, as we mentioned, we’re childish. So we asked our readers to show us ways they still play kid games in their daily lives. Then we all put on capes and played several rounds of “the floor is lava.”

Special thanks to Kalli, for being grown up enough to admit she's still a kid inside. And suggesting this contest.

Whenever take down my curtains to wash them, I put these bad bois on my hands and pretend I'm Wolverine. CRACKED COM
As a kid, I'd get all dressed up at home and sing into a hairbrush like E was performing at the school talent show. Now I know better, so I check to m
33 Ways We’re Still Playing Make Believe As An Adult
EVERY TIME I BUY A FANCY NEW JUICE, PRETEND IT'S EXPENSIVE WINE AND TALK ABOUT IT LIKE A CONNOISSEUR. pomeoreah Ah, this strawberry banana flavor rea
CRACKEDOON When I have loads of documents to sign, I pretend to be an important celebrity giving out autographs to fans.
SOMETIMES WHEN A JAR IS TOUGH TO OPEN... I pretend to go Super Saiyan, delivering one big twist while screaming my lungs out. CRACKEDCON
33 Ways We’re Still Playing Make Believe As An Adult
EVERY TIME I CHOP VEGETABLES ON THE CUTTING BOARD, I PRETEND I'M COMPETING IN TOP CHEF AND I'M ABOUT TO MAKE A COMPLICATED DISH, EVEN THOUGH I'M ONLY
When O'm walking down a crowded street.. overyone becomes an obstacle that needs be to avoided. I then picture myself as Han Solo navigating through t
This isn't an umbrella. It's a sword (to my adult mind, at least).
CRACKED.co Whenever I see mall security, SEARS sLes SECURITY SECURITY I pretend I'm in a stealth game by avoiding being seen by them as much as possib
When I'm on the train, I pretend to be running alongside it, jumping over posts like Marioo CRACKED COM
When there's a bunch of errands to run and I organize who does what for maximum efficiency, I think of myself as a general laying out strategic plans.
THE LIBRARY AT MY SCHOOL HAS ONLY ONE ENTRANCE, ACROSS A NARROW BRIDGE. I like to imagine that the books have some kind of dangerous magical power, an
I'm always excited for the weekend SO I can mop the whole house and play the floor is lava while waiting for it to dry.
When I'm debating multiple trolls online, I can't help but imagine that I'm Neo taking on a horde of clones.
On my way to the car, I pretend I am underwater and the car is my submarine. I hold my breath until I successfully start the car, which triggers a dra
CRACKEDCON Whenever I look at a clock during the day... 3 A 9 5 S 6 1 0 like to pretend I'm in an action movie, and only have a limited timeframe to f
Anytime I drink from a glass BOttLE, I imagine I'm a badass in a film or show drinking Beer R brand beer. 100% SODAS CRAFT Not to worry, though; I alw
Most of the tools that programmers write code in look like this by default: standard text your black on white background. But I like to customize mi
CO When I go to a pool, I do my best impression of synchronized swimming - spinning, twirling, somersaulting. I do it alone and probably look like an
CRACKEDCO When I'm alone at the office: 62 a CAOLD AL
Sometimes 0 run up the stairs at home on all fours ike an animal, Because it's faster? STATION R> CRACKEDOON
CRACKED COM I direct my hand at the subway tunnel, pretending that am Force Pulling the incoming train.
33 Ways We’re Still Playing Make Believe As An Adult
DRIVING IN A SNOWSTORM AT NIGHT? NAH! I'M TRAVELING THROUGH HYPERSPACE!
33 Ways We’re Still Playing Make Believe As An Adult
Everytime I stop the 0:0! microwave at the last 1 2 3 second, 4 5 6 7 8 9 I imagine STOP 0 START I just defused a bomb.
CRACKEDCON D DoN'T THROW AWAY TRASH. 44 UCL 25 THROW DOWN CHAMPIONSHIP-WINNING BUzzer BEATERS.
I RECENTLY TWISTED MY ANKLE. INSTEAD OF CRUTCHES, CRAUN I CHOSE TO USE A CANE ... so I can pretend to be Dr. Gregory House.
CRACKEDOON Qphrs I never miss the chance to talk like a robot whenever I turn on my table fan.
If find myself in a dark hallway, I will still sprint down it imagining that... SOMETHING IS CHASING ME
EVERY TIME PULL INTO MY GARAGE, I IMAGINE I'M LANDING IN THE ENTERPRISE SHUTTLEBAY. STraD cea
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