13 Movies That Obviously Know Nothing About Drugs & Alcohol
That gritty depiction of substance use is actually hilariously inaccurate.
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Know what's hilarious? Those ridiculous, overwrought after-school-style specials cautioning teens about the dangers of drugs and alcohol. They're just so stupid. Know what's not hilarious? The fact that ultra-serious, earnest movies and shows spread even more inane misinformation about drugs and booze.
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![Sobering up is actually a lengthy process. In Blade Runner (1982), Deckard is sitting at his piano, nearly wasted, when he stumbles upon a picture and](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/7/3/701073.jpg?v=2)
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![You can't win a drinking contest and be pretty sober. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, Marion Ravenwood's opponent passed out and yet she barely shows any](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/7/7/701077.jpg?v=2)
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