29 Weirdo Jobs Nobody Thought Existed

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29 Weirdo Jobs Nobody Thought Existed

Think finding a career means resigning yourself to some dull, predictable, monotonous grind that a million other people are already shackled to? Think again. It turns out there are wild, weird and interesting jobs literally all around us. They just need a better social media presence. So we asked our readers to tell us about bizarre, overlooked ways real people are earning a living.

In Amsterdam. BICYCLE FISHING -a full-time job since 1960- uses a BIG CLAW to clean some 15.000 discarded bikes out of the city's canals every year.
DON'T WANT TO BURDEN YOUR FRIENDS BY MAKING THEM BE PART OF YOUR BRIDAL PARTY? HIRE A PROFESSIONALI BRIDESMAID! JEN GLANZ STARTED HER BUSINESS, BRIDES
Roosters don't have penises making it hard to differentiate between young chickens. This is where the sexer comes in, sorting chicks by gender SO th
If your cat refuses to get into a pet carrier for a trip to the vet or groomer, you can call someone. Professional cat catcher Jordana Serebrenik make

Dog Surfing Coach

CRACKEDOON Love water, dogs and surfing? DOGSURFING COACH might just be the job for you! Dog surfing coaches are people who know their way around the
NASA has a staff sniffer. since you can't open a window to let out aromas, bad smells need to be detected and eliminated here on earth before they're
Freelance writers are hired every couple of years to compose brand- new messages for fortune cookies by the world's largest fortune cookie manufacture
Studios hire voice actors just to grunt and breathe. ffitf They're called mimics, and they can impersonate all the non-verbal sounds an actor makes. T
It's a job to feel people's faces after they've tested a beauty or skincare product. CRACKED
CRACKEDC COM Big media companies such as HBO and Netflix now work with intimacy coordinators, whose job is to help choreograph sex scenes, with a fo
Manufacturers of products (such as deodorants, mouthwashes, antiperspirants, and feminine hygiene sprays) employ Odor Testers' who judge how well th
CRACKED C COM Professional Cuddlers get paid to cuddle strangers and make them feel good in a totally platonic way. The cuddle sessions are consider
In CHINA, pressure to MARRY YOUNG is enormous, especially for women. Many parents worry their daughters will be sheng nu (leftover women) by age 2
As a PANDA NANNY at the Giant Panda Protection and Research Center in China, you've got one job: spend your days with pandas while sharing their emo
Both the real and artificial plants on a film set are handled by a GREENSMAN. Shooting a film can take months, and they have to maintain the landscape
CRACKED.CON Tired of waiting in line? naS You can hire a PROFESSIONAL LINE SITTER to do that for you. You don't need to wait long hours for the latest
CRACKED C COM Page-turners are just as important as the musicians they work for. They must always be alert and know exactly when to turn the page, or
Kaufmich, a German social media network for escorts, hired a BROTHEL' TESTER They assess the cleanliness and quality of service at various brothels--
Moirologists, or professional mourners, are paid to grieve and comfort families aT funerals. It's not a new profession. The practice of professional m
CRACKED.COM ROB DOYLE HAS THE WEIRDEST, MOST UNIQUE JOB IN THE WORLD -MAINLY BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY PERSON WHO PERFORMS IT. HE DELIVERS PIZZA... UNDERW
In South Korea, yogurt ladies drive around with mobile fridges selling dairy. 2O1DZE I2ORZE They also check up on old people living alone, keep them
CRACKEDc COM Sadly, so many people commit suicide by jumping into South Korea's Han River that the river is monitored by a 'suicide Rescue Team.'
CRACKED In Hollywood, a GROSS STUNT TESTER taste-tests unusual food (and other) items before the talent chows down on TV. UCOUS LIFE MUCOUS HOACHE
Due to severe traffic congestion, Tehran has instituted a policy of people with certain license plate numbers not Mashhd Serals being able to drive do
Orthodox Judaism forbids laboring on the Sabbath, or anything that could be considered labor, like driving, cooking, or even flipping light switches.

Netflix

Oddballs & Outcasts Fight-the-SystemT TV Shows A NETFLIX TAGGER gets paid to watch Netflix all day. They're the ones who make sure every movie and TV
Water slide tester, as the name suggests, tests a theme park water slide every day before operations begin. They're mainly watching out for foreign
There's a pornography studio that employs people to digitally remove condoms from their films. The law mandates the use of condoms, but the company be
You can make a living by watching paint dry. Industrial paint companies need someone to assess how fast their paint dries, SO ... boring but vital. CR
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