39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources

Buddha, Lincoln, Homer Simpson -- these are men we often look to when we need words of wisdom to push us through life. Often times, though, those words come from completely ridiculous sources.
39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources

Buddha, Lincoln, Homer Simpson -- these are men we often look to when we need words of wisdom to push us through life. Often times, though, those words come from completely ridiculous sources.

We asked our readers to show us some of those wise words from not-so-wise men, and gave $200 to the winner ...

Some people have different ways than yours of having fun. You can't judge 'em, you can't dismiss' 'em, and you can't say; 'What an idiot, what a fool
39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources
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39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources
HUMAN BEINGS LIKE SUCCESS BUT THEY HATE SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. ...SO SAYETH CARROT TOP
39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources
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