These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

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These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

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You know that thing you keep doing, even though every time you do it, it makes you cringe over what a bad person you are? Turns out everyone's got something like that. We're not talking about behavior that's legitimately harmful or hateful. No, there are these minor behaviors that are annoying, wasteful, lazy, etc., that we all definitely know are terrible but somehow can't bring ourselves to give up.

Things like ...

CRACKED ON When a stranger is using their phone next to me, I can't help taking a peek.
Whenever people ask me for favors, I glance at my watch and make a face (even when I have nothing else to do). CRAGKEDOON
I comb my facial hair relentlessly in public Getting the dry skin off feels great, but it treats everyone else around me to a snowstorm. CRACREDOON
EWW! M I'm always telling my roommates to clean their nasty, loose hair out of the shower drain. I never clean my own hair out, however; I let mine co
CAN'T STOP BITING CRACKEDc COM AND PICKING AT MY NAILS.... EVEN THOUGH IT FREQUENTLY LEADS TO ERRITATED AND INFECTED HANGNAILS.
I sometimes eat a bag of chips for dinner instead of an actual dinner. It's easier to just tear open a bag of Lay's than to cook a healthy meal. CRAGK
I turn down about 90% of invitations to social functions, citing my overwhelming workload as an excuse, and then go home and do everything but my work
If a chance to pop off a THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!! presents itself, I can't not take it, no matter how inappropriate the setting is. wonl CRACKED COM
These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST
I get jealous of people who lose weight, SO I buy them chocolates to tempt them. CRACKEDCON
I make up nicknames for people I see throughout the day. Some of the names are... unflattering. GRACKEDOON
I bite and pull dry skin off my lips, sometimes until they start to bleed. CRACKED.CON
When I'm alone in a coffee shop, I snoop on other people's conversations. sometimes I even use selfie mode to watch their faces. CRACKED COM
I wake up every day with an energy drink. They're bad for my weight, my teeth, and I get major headaches if miss one, but given the choice between pop
I keep finding myself turning totally benign conversations into anti-capitalist screeds about how the ruling class is keeping the rest of us down and
If I have a bag of assorted candies, I can't help but to set aside the pieces I want before I share it with other people. ee MILK 60 PEANUT PIECES BUT
I often read a text, then forget to reply. CRACKED COM
NO matter where I'm at or how quiet it is, I crack my knuckles continuously. POP! As soon as they're ready, I'll do it again. CRACKED COM
I habitually drink coffee at the worst time possible. If I don't spend my nights drinking double-shot espresso at the cafe, I'll brew my own. And then
Whenever I drink coffee after eating, I find myself impulsively swishing it through my teeth to dislodge stray crumbs. It's clearly audible. CRACKED
I will clip my nails pretty much ANWYWHERE AND AT ANY TIME no matter how inappropriate. My nails are paper-thin and I obsessively fxate on them when t
CRACKEDC COM I can't help but observe couples who are on a first date and judging how the date is going based on their body language.
When I take something off a supermarket shelf but have second thoughts about buying it, I often never return it to its original place. 51 51 more more
I COMPULSIVELY HONK EVEN IF ! KNOW IT WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING. No TURN SIGNAL? IHONK AT YOU! DRIVING BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT? HONK! JUSt HUNGRY AND WANT T
I hog and zone out conversations if the topic doesn't I like, interest me. CRACKED COM
IF YOU LET ME HOLD THIS PEN WIKIPEDHA 0 WILL CLICK IT TWICE EVERY FIVE SECONDS CRACKEDCON
These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST
I can't have a simple conversation without looking at my phone or a gaming console. CRACKED COM
CRACKED OON At work, my colleagues will make tea or coffee for the others when it is tea time. I always pretend to be busy during that time SO I avoid
AT 1 A.M., MY BODY USUALLY DECIDES THAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE BELONGS TO ME. STOP! STEAL do not food! mY E do not accept your Post-It note as a bin
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