26 BS Things That Only Work In TV & Movie Universes

For an industry that pretends to be realistic, Hollywood misses the mark surprisingly often.
26 BS Things That Only Work In TV & Movie Universes

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Movies and shows work hard to persuade viewers that they're realistic and relatable. But there are always moments that are just absurdly unrealistic. We just don't notice, because movies and shows have a way of tricking your brain into not noticing.

Don't believe us? Check out these examples:

CRACKED COM Bad Santa (2003) Trailer Park Boys (2001-18) Only in movies and tv shows you can drink hard liquor freely without flinching, throwingup or
Good Morning, Miss Bliss The Simpsons Buffy The Vampire Slayer Boy Meets World IN THE WORLD OF TELEVISION, No ONE BATS AN EYE AT A TEACHER GOING OVER
THE PUNISHER SEASON 2 Some characters walk around in public with face full of blood.s JOHN WICK CHAPTER:2 MTC And yet people are sO Cool about it. CRA
CRACKEDC COM American Beauty Office Space Fight Club Getting the best of your boss is no problem in movies. Just lay out the truth of how absurd the w
When characters talk in their sleep, it's not only perfectly elocuted, but also plot relevant. Harry Potter and the Friends Half-Blood Prince 28 That
CRACKED COM Y OF THE KING E10 HILL BECYCLE FOLY GUY IT'S ONLY ON TV THAT A GROUP OF FRIENDS CAN FIND HOUSES THAT: ARE NEXT TO EACH OTHER FOR SALE AT T
EIf Beauty and the Beast Snowballs are always perfectly round and never melt. The Office CRACKEDOON
BACv TO DFUTURE VS In movies, if a nerd gets the best of their bully a single time, all the years of abuse abruptly come to an end and the nerd never
Movie characters have no problem having a conversation in the club. XXx (2002) War Dogs The Social Network They can hear each other very clearly over
Playing cat and mouse? Marvel's Iron Fist You will always stumble into random Spectre (2015) parades or festivals that allow you to SAW IV (2007) blen
Failure to Launch (2006) It doesn't matter whether you've lied about who you are and your relationship is based on lies: ifit's true love, all is forg
Apparently, CRACKEDCO NATONAE TREASURE a single light source GAMEOFTHRONES OF can fully illuminate the surroundings. DIE HARD
Only in the movies can you take a bullet in the brain and keep going as usual. TRUE ROMANCE MACHETE CRACKEDCO
JACK REACHER Hundreds of enemies NEVER GO BACK with guns shooting at you? N TULIUL NO PROBLEM. JOHN WICK Just duck and move around anywhere. There is
CRACKEDOON Ant-Manand the Wasp (2018) Itdoesn't matter if yOu've been stranded in one place for years without any cosmetics: in movies, your makeup st
CRACKEDOON When you're a toon... Daffy Lola & & Tina Bugs Girls are fully dressed.. Porky & Rangers Petunia Rescue Bops don't even need pants.
LACK OF TRAINING AND/OR DISCIPLINE? IT DOESN'T MATTER... DodgeBall A True Underdog Story ...BECAUSE YOU'LL ALWAYS BEAT THE MORE EXPERIENCED. BETTER OR
Goldfinger Forced kiss. Romantic in movies, a sexual assault charge in real life. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Logan ep Brothers O Brother, Where Art Thou When burying someone (or something) characters can dig large holes with only a shovel. No need to worry ab
CRACKED COM theers the office In sitcoms it's completely acceptable to hire a person and immediately start: a relationship with them.
TV Teens always have Freaks and plenty Geeks U W of time to meet up and hang Saved by the Bell At their lockers. Real -schoolers have five minutes to
2 Are you an avid gamer Great! Then you'll inexplicably know how to: Fool's Gold fly a biplane You know, PlayStation! and I Am Number Four shoot an a
Keeping your eyes open underwater? No problem. Fatal Attraction Or irritation. Mindhunters CracKEDcom
CRACKED COM Jumping your car Smokey and the Bandit never The Dukes of Hazzard ever Gone in 60 Seconds wrecks it. o 2 Fast 2 Furious
According to TV shows, the punishment for exposing yourself to a female friend/ coworker is mild awkwardness and a silly OMG face. Lucifer Friends Par
When the main character is heavily outnumbered, they will always win; Kill Bill Vol. T Ip Man ...most often because the enemies tend to attack one per
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